the toothache phrase was meant to convey that Fraser's still latched onto Ray like a remora.
They have a parasitic yet sharky love.
Please...Wesley...why can't I stay?
Fred ,'A Hole in the World'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
DavidS - Oct 20, 2003 12:05:55 pm PDT #1236 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Theodosia - Oct 20, 2003 12:06:57 pm PDT #1237 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Elsewhere she mentions a "shing-ding" which really is a gifted, special, riding the short bus kind of misspelling.
Theodosia - Oct 20, 2003 12:07:02 pm PDT #1238 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Theodosia - Oct 20, 2003 12:07:13 pm PDT #1239 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
askye - Oct 20, 2003 12:10:36 pm PDT #1240 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
She also has a curious idea of masterbation, which inspired my new porcelian lover icon.
Okay, so dinner had been tough but walking to the car had been tougher because the erection in his pants was pure torture with every step that he took. Sitting was unbearable because he felt that if his cock was any more stiff it would spear right through his leg as he drove to the Consulate. It seemed like forever until he made it to the Consulate then he bade the Mountie good night without the kiss that he had hoped for but that didn't matter because he had an emergency on his hands that needed his immediate attention. He revved up the car and sped away.
The detective nearly broke every speed limit as he rushed to his apartment, unlocked the door and practically ran to his bathroom, locking the door behind him. He knew that he had to take care of business and he didn't want anyone barging in, not that anyone would barge in, of course. "OH-h-h-h-h!' he moaned as his warm juices spurt out into the toilet some of it splattering to the floor. Ray reached one hand to the wall to steady himself then smiled as he gazed at the Mountie's photo that was taped to his medicine cabinet.
And then later, Fraser calls Ray while Ray is watching Diagnosis Murder...
Ray smiled and nodded. "Oh, I'll sleep really well now, Fraser." Then both men hung up and Ray found himself visiting his brand-new porcelain lover, the toilet again.
Edited to add another paragraph so it's clearer what's going on.
Madrigal Costello - Oct 20, 2003 12:12:14 pm PDT #1241 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
With that first bit of the passage, I'd have thought the guy was peeing. I guess that is a major sign of bad-fic, if it's hard for the reader to tell which bodily function is being engaged in.
§ ita § - Oct 20, 2003 12:13:10 pm PDT #1242 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Christ, askye, why did you have to do that to me?
Trudy Booth - Oct 20, 2003 12:13:20 pm PDT #1243 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I was amused how Mrs. Kent took time to sterilize the blade that her husband used to fish the only-thing-that-can-hurt-him out of their invunerable son.
Madrigal Costello - Oct 20, 2003 12:14:38 pm PDT #1244 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
My fanwank was that the hot knife was meant to cauterize parts of the wound so not to risk Clark bleeding to death before they got it out.
askye - Oct 20, 2003 12:15:16 pm PDT #1245 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
Mad--I added in the paragraph about explains Ray's prediciment.
ita--I'm sorry I promise I won't do this anymore. I can offer you a spork if you'd like to blind yourself.