I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Atlantic Canadian Monday Madness  

[NAFDA] We used to get Buffy the day before everyone else, now we get Angel a week after everyone else. And Firefly every Monday!


Megan E. - Feb 20, 2003 7:46:08 pm PST #1519 of 6793

Little Johnny can't find work and it's your fault, bitch?

Little Jenny's application form was late, despite the fact that the infalible Canada Post said it was delivered on time. Jenny has not been granted an interview. Hence, I am a liar.


Elena - Feb 20, 2003 7:50:00 pm PST #1520 of 6793
Thanks for all the fish.

Are you forgetting that you're a bitch? I'll keep reminding you if you like.


Megan E. - Feb 20, 2003 7:52:24 pm PST #1521 of 6793

I wish I was more of a bitch in these situations. When the conflict starts I get pretty "deer in the headlights". Needless to say, they want to talk to my boss tomorrow.


Elena - Feb 20, 2003 7:53:31 pm PST #1522 of 6793
Thanks for all the fish.

Excellent... A man on the phone accused me (to a student) of 'playing twenty questions' because I had the audacity to ask his name... Hookay, yeah. Sure.


Megan E. - Feb 20, 2003 7:56:32 pm PST #1523 of 6793

Was that tonight? Is there a full moon or something?

I've decided. I don't like people. Buffistas - good. People - bad.


Elena - Feb 20, 2003 8:01:04 pm PST #1524 of 6793
Thanks for all the fish.

Yeah, earlier in the day. Yes, people suck. They are horrible and nasty and don't deserve us.


Megan E. - Feb 20, 2003 8:05:56 pm PST #1525 of 6793

I think we need new professions, ones where human interaction is minimal. Maybe we could work with sloths, or slugs. They are slow and quiet.


MechaKrelboyne - Feb 20, 2003 8:06:47 pm PST #1526 of 6793
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious

Elena already works with some sloths and slugs.


Megan E. - Feb 20, 2003 8:07:46 pm PST #1527 of 6793

Elena already works with some sloths and slugs.

Come to think of it, so do I.


Elena - Feb 20, 2003 8:08:52 pm PST #1528 of 6793
Thanks for all the fish.

I was chatting with a nurse from the ER the other night, and we were joking (grimly) about the awful people we have to deal with. She said that she had very little compassion left; I agreed, and told her that people have told me that maybe I should be in another line of work because of that. She came right back with my standard answer, which is that the job drives compassion out of you. There's only so many times you can get shat upon before you become cynical.

And on that note, I'm off to bed. Hope tomorrow is better. But you start vacation soon, yes?