A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.  

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Allyson - May 24, 2003 12:14:42 am PDT #2187 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I figured he was staying on with Angel. He's not?

It's a possibility. Depends on many things that involve big words.


Elena - May 24, 2003 12:15:48 am PDT #2188 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

They were obscured by Olaf the Troll God's Hammer.

I still say that this was Olaf the Troll's God Hammer. It's a whole different vibe.

t clasps hand over twitching eye


P.M. Marc - May 24, 2003 12:17:08 am PDT #2189 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I still say that this was Olaf the Troll's God Hammer. It's a whole different vibe.

been hanging out at adultfanfiction.net?


Elena - May 24, 2003 12:25:16 am PDT #2190 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Oh, as usual, dear.


billytea - May 24, 2003 12:27:05 am PDT #2191 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Sorry, Cindy. I think that you're going to have to wank harder.

Ah, this calls to mind a small piece of advice I came across recently: "Young wankers probably sire more children than those who abstain." If you're a marine iguana, that is. Look, I've seen any number of specials on reptiles and the Galapagos, and they've placed the world's only marine lizard front and centre - but how is it that none of them thought to include this fascinating snippet? See, in marine iguanas, as in many animals, the largest males get to muscle the best loving for themselves. Indeed, should a younger, more delicate chap manage to get one of his ends in (like most marsupials, they have two penises - one for everyday, one for Sunday best), he's likely to get shoved off before he's done by some beefy lizard looking to finish the job.

So what does an enterprising young fellow do? Well, he develops a bit of a rep as a tosser. The reason's very simple - if he's about to shoot his load by the time he mounts the female, there won't be time for anyone to dislodge him. He gets his shot at the brass ring (so to speak). Premature ejaculation - it's no longer a secret shame, it's a valid lifestyle choice.


Cindy - May 24, 2003 12:36:24 am PDT #2192 of 10001
Nobody

Depends on many things that involve big words.

Heretofore, wherein, res ipsa loquitur

I still say that this was Olaf the Troll's God Hammer. It's a whole different vibe.

Yeah, and not in the script, nor on the screen.

(Twitchery loves company)


Elena - May 24, 2003 12:38:09 am PDT #2193 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Yeah, and not in the script, nor on the screen.

Typos! Poor enunciation!


Cindy - May 24, 2003 12:38:41 am PDT #2194 of 10001
Nobody

Errors. Errors in new places!


DCJensen - May 24, 2003 1:01:05 am PDT #2195 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Is Xander there?

And he has both eyes, and hasn't been brain sucked by Andrew.

Being a Buffista I was surprised when there wasn't an immediate hoyay response of "brain?" Followed by a lot of snerks.

Not sure if this is good or bad.


bitterchick - May 24, 2003 1:11:44 am PDT #2196 of 10001

I was surprised when there wasn't an immediate hoyay response of "brain?"

Hey man. There was plenty of hoyay in there already. I mean, Xander just loves his...brain. </Timberlake, NERD>