I still say that this was Olaf the Troll's God Hammer. It's a whole different vibe.

been hanging out at adultfanfiction.net?

Oh, as usual, dear.

Sorry, Cindy. I think that you're going to have to wank harder.

Ah, this calls to mind a small piece of advice I came across recently: "Young wankers probably sire more children than those who abstain." If you're a marine iguana, that is. Look, I've seen any number of specials on reptiles and the Galapagos, and they've placed the world's only marine lizard front and centre - but how is it that none of them thought to include this fascinating snippet? See, in marine iguanas, as in many animals, the largest males get to muscle the best loving for themselves. Indeed, should a younger, more delicate chap manage to get one of his ends in (like most marsupials, they have two penises - one for everyday, one for Sunday best), he's likely to get shoved off before he's done by some beefy lizard looking to finish the job.

So what does an enterprising young fellow do? Well, he develops a bit of a rep as a tosser. The reason's very simple - if he's about to shoot his load by the time he mounts the female, there won't be time for anyone to dislodge him. He gets his shot at the brass ring (so to speak). Premature ejaculation - it's no longer a secret shame, it's a valid lifestyle choice.

Depends on many things that involve big words.

Heretofore, wherein, res ipsa loquitur

I still say that this was Olaf the Troll's God Hammer. It's a whole different vibe.

Yeah, and not in the script, nor on the screen.

(Twitchery loves company)

Yeah, and not in the script, nor on the screen.

Typos! Poor enunciation!

Errors. Errors in new places!

Is Xander there?

And he has both eyes, and hasn't been brain sucked by Andrew.

Being a Buffista I was surprised when there wasn't an immediate hoyay response of "brain?" Followed by a lot of snerks.

Not sure if this is good or bad.

I was surprised when there wasn't an immediate hoyay response of "brain?"

Hey man. There was plenty of hoyay in there already. I mean, Xander just loves his...brain. </Timberlake, NERD>

I wanna know where the ocean went. There were docks, damnit

Oh that's easy-the docks aren't actually in Sunnydale, but a few miles outside town (just out of sight of the final shot). Along with the major airport.

I think the timestamp (along with the title) was a style-choice and nothing more (well, maybe also a nod to 24).

2) Joyce-to-Dawn: When the going got rough, Buffy sent Dawn away with Xander (Joyce's warning caused Dawn to be prepared with the stun gun - poor puppy's been carrying that thing around for months. You should have seen the time she zapped herself in math class. Talk about humiliating.)

The stun gun was simply in the car along with the crossbow and Glory knows what else. As to what "Joyce" meant-that depends in part on whether that was FE Joyce or real Joyce, which was left open (I always thought it was FE Joyce myself).

3>) Eye-of-Botox:

This one really isn't an issue that requires any fanwanking-that scene was there because they needed an explanation as to why the FE was doing this NOW rather than 10 or 100 or 1000 years ago, That's what that scene was for, and that's all it was for.

My problem with the eye of Botox is that it merely told us why it was happening now, when the more important thing should have been to tell them. I want that information to have been important to the characters. They're more important than I am.

I do agree with you on the stun gun thing -- they were going through weapons in the car.