I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.  

This is where we talk about Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No spoilers though?if you post one by accident, an admin will delete it. This thread is NO LONGER NAFDA. Please don't discuss current Angel events here.


Frankenbuddha - May 21, 2003 10:00:21 pm PDT #1888 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Feh. I can change the names and details and sell 'em as porn.

(Though, sadly, there's been more Het!YAY! than Ho!YAY! in my writing.)

Sadly (and I can only speak from the Het!YAY! side of the pond) porn (or at least the porn industry that buys scripts - and I use most of those terms loosely) doesn't have any use for the imagination (and intelligence) involved in what you write.

Oh - you did the Faith/Fred right? You may veer towards the Het!YAY! but your g on g Ho!YAY! ain't lacking much. In the funny or the porn.


P.M. Marc - May 21, 2003 10:05:49 pm PDT #1889 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh - you did the Faith/Fred right? You may veer towards the Het!YAY! but your g on g Ho!YAY! ain't lacking much. In the funny or the porn.

A-yup. That was me.

Based on the written porn I have in my library, I think I'd just have to take the sex scenes from everything, string them together with some random segues, and pretend that counts as a plot.

Unfortunately, I've noticed most written porn seems to be in first person, which I rarely write. Oh well. I'll stick to computers, I guess.


Miss Vanna - May 21, 2003 10:08:23 pm PDT #1890 of 10001
I 've been hands under the shirt, over the bra, Calvins in a wad on the front seat with some S7 Buffy spoilers - but we never went all the way ~tinaf

Brenda, I don't know why that kind of upset me, and it's not even so much that post in particular. I get that it was meant to be lighthearted, and it was, but I've seen other stuff where there was much more down putting on the topic of spoilers. It just made me feel bad because I don't feel like it was really a big deal at all. Guilt for my spoilage I suppose.


brenda m - May 21, 2003 10:17:43 pm PDT #1891 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

No problem, Ms V. Sorry you're feeling that way, and I hope it's not something you're picking up around here.

Eta

Heh. I actually yelled at my sister today to the tune of "Do you know how pissed at you I would be right now if someone hadn't already spoiled me on that yesterday!"

We all, spoiler hos and 'phobes alike, get pretty silly sometimes.


Miss Vanna - May 21, 2003 10:19:58 pm PDT #1892 of 10001
I 've been hands under the shirt, over the bra, Calvins in a wad on the front seat with some S7 Buffy spoilers - but we never went all the way ~tinaf

No no no. It's never the Buffistas! It was mostly like, the last crusade against spoilers, because stupid reporters and the like kept bringing it up in interviews with some of the crew, and especially Joss. I remember one which said something to the effect 'those who like to see the show pure, that is who I am talking to.' It just seemed kinda poopy.


P.M. Marc - May 21, 2003 10:21:12 pm PDT #1893 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yeah, the writers were poopheads about We the Spoiled. I believe that's about when I started my Spoiler Pride drive on my LJ, and made my Spoiler Ho user icons.

Sigh.


HoyaSaxa - May 21, 2003 10:28:31 pm PDT #1894 of 10001
Diablo Robotico Up.

First off, apologies to DXMachina for not getting the whiteout text from an earlier post formatted properly even after two edits.

Second, I'm betting dollars to donuts thatwhenever S7's DVD compilation comes out, that we'll see either "deleted scenes" from the series finale or alternate endings.

Other than that, next fall is going to really suck. I have my television priorities -- Buffy, Angel, Gilmore Girls, and college football. Not having new fresh piping hot Buffys is going to be tough to get used to.

Bummer.


ted r - May 21, 2003 10:30:47 pm PDT #1895 of 10001
"You got twelve, and they got twelve. The old ladies are just as good as you are." -Dr. Einstein

They just had three fresh-water otters on Leno-named Buffy, Xander, and Willow. I kid you not.


Miss Vanna - May 21, 2003 10:30:53 pm PDT #1896 of 10001
I 've been hands under the shirt, over the bra, Calvins in a wad on the front seat with some S7 Buffy spoilers - but we never went all the way ~tinaf

I guess I just never saw it as destruction of my enjoyment or appreciation. In many cases it made me appreciate more. Also, I tried to keep myself out of the spoiler thread, and I just couldn't, I thought the whole reality of the show ending was shock enough to deal with. I was addicted to the spoilage, and once you're in your in .

Plei, you are immortalized for the evil cow in COMM. :-) And I think it shall now be my tag.


scrappy - May 21, 2003 10:38:53 pm PDT #1897 of 10001
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Miss V--I don't think the writers have any problem with spoiler lovers who use them to help them enjoy the show. I know a writer and she was always happy to spoil me! I think they don't like spoilerphiles who read spoilers and then spent a lot of bandwidth criticizing a show they hadn't seen. I don't blame them--when I write somehting, I want the reader to read it and then make up their mind, not read a description of it or speculation about it.