Literally all I got was the ability to go out in the world with much less risk to my life and health. WTF.
You should ask for a refund.
This is a time of celebration, so sit still and be quiet.
Snyder ,'Chosen'
Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jul 12, 2021 9:48:55 am PDT #7734 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Steph L. - Jul 12, 2021 9:54:57 am PDT #7735 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I did not develop Magneto-like powers after receiving my Covid vaccine and let me tell you I feel LET DOWN.
I *still* don't have 5G.
-t - Jul 12, 2021 10:03:38 am PDT #7736 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
OTOH, a lot more apps and websites seem to be asking me if they can follow my activity since I got vaccinated. Coincidence?
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JenP - Jul 12, 2021 10:09:16 am PDT #7737 of 30000
Literally all I got was the ability to go out in the world with much less risk to my life and health. WTF.
Yawn.
-t - Jul 12, 2021 10:19:16 am PDT #7738 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I was thinking that being able to have keys stick to my body might make going out in the world easier but then I remembered I don't really carry keys. My house has a code entry and my car has a fob. So maybe keys do stick to me, I would never know.
Toddson - Jul 12, 2021 10:25:28 am PDT #7739 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
And if you were magnetic, it would probably interfere with you fob. IJS
-t - Jul 12, 2021 10:39:20 am PDT #7740 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
It would definitely mess up my key card for work. Which I have not been using but someday will need again.
Toddson - Jul 12, 2021 10:56:50 am PDT #7741 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
But kind of a nifty excuse for not going to work, "sorry, but the vaccine made me magnetic and now my key card doesn't work so I can't get in".
meara - Jul 12, 2021 11:16:52 am PDT #7742 of 30000
Yeah, I have had a magnetic ass in the past and ruined multiple hotel cards….until I realized it was actually the magnet on my purse, or when I ruined a bunch of Paris metro cards not realizing it was the magnet on my watch band….but the vaccine has not made me magnetic. Good grief.
Gudanov - Jul 12, 2021 11:17:50 am PDT #7743 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
There was a woman testifying for a state hearing and she insisted that vaccines make you magnetic.
Turns out you can treat that using talcum powder.