Literally all I got was the ability to go out in the world with much less risk to my life and health. WTF.
Yawn.
Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.
'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JenP - Jul 12, 2021 10:09:16 am PDT #7737 of 30000
-t - Jul 12, 2021 10:19:16 am PDT #7738 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I was thinking that being able to have keys stick to my body might make going out in the world easier but then I remembered I don't really carry keys. My house has a code entry and my car has a fob. So maybe keys do stick to me, I would never know.
Toddson - Jul 12, 2021 10:25:28 am PDT #7739 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
And if you were magnetic, it would probably interfere with you fob. IJS
-t - Jul 12, 2021 10:39:20 am PDT #7740 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
It would definitely mess up my key card for work. Which I have not been using but someday will need again.
Toddson - Jul 12, 2021 10:56:50 am PDT #7741 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
But kind of a nifty excuse for not going to work, "sorry, but the vaccine made me magnetic and now my key card doesn't work so I can't get in".
meara - Jul 12, 2021 11:16:52 am PDT #7742 of 30000
Yeah, I have had a magnetic ass in the past and ruined multiple hotel cards….until I realized it was actually the magnet on my purse, or when I ruined a bunch of Paris metro cards not realizing it was the magnet on my watch band….but the vaccine has not made me magnetic. Good grief.
Gudanov - Jul 12, 2021 11:17:50 am PDT #7743 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
There was a woman testifying for a state hearing and she insisted that vaccines make you magnetic.
Turns out you can treat that using talcum powder.
Dana - Jul 12, 2021 11:20:17 am PDT #7744 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Yeah, I have had a magnetic ass in the past
Dang, girl.
-t - Jul 12, 2021 11:38:18 am PDT #7745 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
All this "Magnets, how do they work" is reminding me that Insane Clown Posse turned out to be surprisingly sensible about vaccines. I hope I am remembering that correctly.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 12, 2021 12:18:58 pm PDT #7746 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I guess they're professionally crazy, not in their personal day-to-day life.
I'll give the nephew some leeway on account of being an 11-year old, but I'm pretty sure if lightning strikes were killing more than half a million people a year in the US alone we'd be seeing it on the news 24/7. Assuming television broadcasting antennas hadn't all been melted into slag by that point.