Now we're saving a vampire from vampires. I got two words for that -- Nuh and uh.

Gunn ,'Underneath'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 17, 2021 5:52:32 am PDT #6478 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I've done a lot of three-day weekends this year and still have not gotten much done around the house, somehow.


JenP - May 17, 2021 6:47:07 am PDT #6479 of 30000

Apparently I filled in an identifying number wrong on my tax form. About to go fix that.

And I'm doing DP's taxes next. This counts for the eventual sainthood bid, right?


Laura - May 17, 2021 7:09:53 am PDT #6480 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

First and foremost, the Nilly birthday calendar tells me it is a Happy Birthday to Vortex day! We don't see her often enough so let's hope she has more time to visit in the year to come. (Also birthday boob smoosh just because)

Also, it is the anniversary of the first Buffista F2F in 2002. Sniff.

It is a Monday. Did lots of security updates on the weekend for all our servers and are paying the price this morning. Ugh and then some.


JenP - May 17, 2021 7:43:13 am PDT #6481 of 30000

Oh, wow, 2002. That was before my time. Twentieth anniversary of F2Fs next year. Seems momentous....

Happy Birthday to Vortex!

I fixed my tax form. Ooh, and I called Amex to update my bank a ccount for payment Onerous Task #1 completed. On to OT#2 - DP's taxes.


DavidS - May 17, 2021 8:27:50 am PDT #6482 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, it is the anniversary of the first Buffista F2F in 2002. Sniff.

How vividly I remember walking into that room for the first time.

Praise me! I got Matilda up on a Monday morning. It only took 45 minutes and 6 prods, whilst dodging her death glares and resentful complaints.

It is an onerous task.


Toddson - May 17, 2021 8:40:29 am PDT #6483 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Happy birthday to Vortex!


Jessica - May 17, 2021 9:06:09 am PDT #6484 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

NEWS FLASH! ****** It is Monday and I could not care less about working today

NEWS FLASH ME TOO HARD SAME

My last research paper of the semester is due at midnight and no matter how many times I minimize Word and ignore it for a few hours, it has so far completely failed to finish itself. Stupid non-self-writing paper.

(All it's missing is a conclusion but they are the worst to write and I don't wanna. In conclusion I have said everything already therefore this is the end of the paper goodbye.)


Jessica - May 17, 2021 9:08:48 am PDT #6485 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I got Matilda up on a Monday morning. It only took 45 minutes and 6 prods, whilst dodging her death glares and resentful complaints.

In our house Aeryn has 4 alarms which she just lets ring until Ethan or I start shouting at her. At which point she shouts back "just a sec!" which means anywhere from 5 to 500 minutes. Going back to in-person school next year is going to be HELL.


amyparker - May 17, 2021 9:11:23 am PDT #6486 of 30000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

Happy birthday, Vortex!

Excellent work, Hec! I well remember the death glares.

I was only in Pennsylvania for one cicada event and that was quite enough. Everyone dealing with it has my sincere sympathies.

Today is being very Mondayish.


DavidS - May 17, 2021 9:11:52 am PDT #6487 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

and no matter how many times I minimize Word and ignore it for a few hours, it has so far completely failed to finish itself. Stupid non-self-writing paper.

"What?! Still unfinished! Well, that'll get you minimized for another two hours until you do better!"

At which point she shouts back "just a sec!"

"I'm coming!" she'll say as I'm standing at the door for five...ten minutes trying to get her somewhere on time.