'Why We Fight'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
and no matter how many times I minimize Word and ignore it for a few hours, it has so far completely failed to finish itself. Stupid non-self-writing paper.
"What?! Still unfinished! Well, that'll get you minimized for another two hours until you do better!"
At which point she shouts back "just a sec!"
"I'm coming!" she'll say as I'm standing at the door for five...ten minutes trying to get her somewhere on time.
Excellent work, Hec! I well remember the death glares.
The thing is, she comes back from her run with an iced blended caramel cappucino and she's perky and chatty and alert and in a good mood. So it's 100% worth making her run but it is such a drag getting her up.
We didn't make her go to church yesterday, and she slept in past noon.
In conclusion I have said everything already therefore this is the end of the paper goodbye.
That's what conclusions are just in different words, right?
I have said everything already
Would it help to think of it as writing an elevator pitch? Or does it need to be more involved and detailed than that?
That's what conclusions are just in different words, right?
Yeah I just need to stretch that to like three paragraphs about how consumption patterns during the 1918 influenza pandemic something something racism something modern day blah.
It really does seem like Word should be able to do that on its own. Have you tried turning on Autosuggest: Conclusion? Where's Clippy when you need him?
how consumption patterns during the 1918 influenza pandemic something something racism something modern day blah.
I think you could do this as either Mad Libs, or crowdsourced or crowdsourced Mad Libs.
Where's Clippy when you need him?
It looks like you're trying to bullshit your way to the required pagecount, do you want help?
We didn't make her go to church yesterday, and she slept in past noon.
I'm not a parent, but I do remember being a teenager, and ISTR that teens need about 100 hours of sleep in any given 24-hour period.
I was the worst about getting up in the morning from my very first kindergarten days. I never slept well and it was torture for me to wake up. Of course it wasn't until decades later that I realized how much torture it was for my mother. Sorry Mom!