I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Feb 05, 2021 10:05:17 am PST #3155 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(Unless "ability to go many days without a shower" is a superpower.)

Technically a Stinkerpower.


Jessica - Feb 05, 2021 10:52:13 am PST #3156 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have reached the point in the week where I don't want to eat anything that's in my house and it's almost 2pm and nothing sounds good for lunch. I don't miss commuting but damnit I do miss easy access to multiple options for food someone else already made.


-t - Feb 05, 2021 11:17:33 am PST #3157 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That is why I have an unhealthy relationship with Doordash. Although I have not ordered lunch once this week, so gold star to me! I will reward myself by...ordering dinner


megan walker - Feb 05, 2021 11:35:19 am PST #3158 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I have reached the point in the week where I don't want to eat anything that's in my house.

This was me last night with dinner. I was actually making a pot of my aunt's 222 soup and was like, no, we need to get takeout. Unfortunately, although we live close to lots of options, the MG pretty much only ever wants to go to three places that I'm completely bored with at this point.

Plus, I try not to eat takeout that much (mostly for health reasons) but I'm just so tired of cooking for two. I miss the days when I could cook a few days a week and have leftovers the rest of the time.


-t - Feb 05, 2021 11:41:38 am PST #3159 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

JFC our self appraisals are due next Friday


-t - Feb 05, 2021 11:42:43 am PST #3160 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I took next Thursday and Friday off and I am always busy as hell early in the week. This sucks.


-t - Feb 05, 2021 11:44:41 am PST #3161 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

This is as big a surprise to our boss as it is to me. Awesome


-t - Feb 05, 2021 11:50:43 am PST #3162 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Really glad my camera is off for this


Volans - Feb 05, 2021 11:51:21 am PST #3163 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Since I'm a manager at my new company (despite having worked diligently for the last 10 years to never have to be a manager again so that's how desperate I was for a job), I not only have to do my own "amazing things I will achieve this year" now, without really knowing the company, but also have to advise my underlings on theirs and make sure they do them.

I plan to advise each of them to just put "LLEEEEEEERRRROOOOOYYYY JENKINS!" on their form.


Jessica - Feb 05, 2021 12:04:05 pm PST #3164 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Reader, I ordered a lamb shawarma platter from the gyro place in town. It was twice what I would have paid at a Manhattan street card and I had to drive to get it, but I DON'T CARE it was so great.