You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Feb 02, 2021 12:31:37 pm PST #3059 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

We had an Item Transition team for a long time that was, of course, called IT and what most people would call IT was IS for Information Services but I think both have changed in the recent reorgs (Item Transition was just kind of absorbed into Supply. I think it's very funny that we have a Supply Team and a Demand Team and wish to pit them against each other in a tug of war to determine pricing, but that is actually handled by an entirely different department)


DavidS - Feb 02, 2021 12:39:47 pm PST #3060 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is it staffed by three Capital One cards in a trenchcoat?

Bwah!

I always preferred "Personnel" to "Human Resources," the latter of which seems to advertise exploitation. "How we doing on humans?" "Running low. Better squeeze more juice out of 'em."


Sophia Brooks - Feb 02, 2021 12:51:20 pm PST #3061 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I remember Personnel! Why did we change that???


Sophia Brooks - Feb 02, 2021 12:52:41 pm PST #3062 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Is it staffed by three Capital One cards in a trenchcoat?

They do send us pie charts each year to remind us that in ADDITION to our salary, we recieved X amount of dollars in benefits, so really our salary is salary plus X. Which is frankly more irritating than helpful.


-t - Feb 02, 2021 12:55:23 pm PST #3063 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

We get that, they call it Total Compensation and it is extremely irritating


Jessica - Feb 02, 2021 1:01:43 pm PST #3064 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The BBC used to do that as an incredibly passive-aggressive way of defending our pitiful salaries. (I mean they probably still do, just not to me anymore since I haven't worked there in 6 years.)


Jesse - Feb 02, 2021 1:10:14 pm PST #3065 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Is it staffed by three Capital One cards in a trenchcoat?

Ha!

I think it's very funny that we have a Supply Team and a Demand Team and wish to pit them against each other in a tug of war to determine pricing, but that is actually handled by an entirely different department

Hee!


Jessica - Feb 02, 2021 1:23:54 pm PST #3066 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It is, somehow, still snowing.


Sheryl - Feb 02, 2021 2:05:10 pm PST #3067 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Well, we survived a virtual school day for Mr. S without the nanny.(She apparently went out of town, and wouldn't be back until the time she would pick him up at school) There were a couple of classes where he wasn't paying attention to the screen, but it went well over all.


meara - Feb 02, 2021 2:55:31 pm PST #3068 of 30000

Is it staffed by three Capital One cards in a trenchcoat?

Hah!

I get emails all the time from corporate headquarters about “important” organizational changes, and I don’t think a single one has ever made a difference in my life or even been noticed.