Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 02, 2021 11:16:56 am PST #3049 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Yay infusion!


Toddson - Feb 02, 2021 11:30:06 am PST #3050 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In sad news, Captain Sir Tom Moore died.


-t - Feb 02, 2021 11:37:26 am PST #3051 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Huh. Our Human Resources department is now The People Team. I guess that's good, Human Resources always sounded kind of icky to me. But now we have a VP of People, a Director of People, and People programs and it all sounds weird


Toddson - Feb 02, 2021 11:43:08 am PST #3052 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

We have a Digital Storyteller (somehow, that never gets old).


Sophia Brooks - Feb 02, 2021 11:58:09 am PST #3053 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Our HR/benefit office is now the "Office of Total Rewards". I thought that was annoying, but it is better than "People".

ETA: all I can think of is "Soylent Green is People".


Calli - Feb 02, 2021 12:16:29 pm PST #3054 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

People Team is made of People!

Actually, that's probably a good thing.


Jessica - Feb 02, 2021 12:19:57 pm PST #3055 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Our HR/benefit office is now the "Office of Total Rewards".

Is it staffed by three Capital One cards in a trenchcoat?


-t - Feb 02, 2021 12:26:37 pm PST #3056 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Bwahahaha, Jess!


-t - Feb 02, 2021 12:27:25 pm PST #3057 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

If they start offering Soylent Green as snacks I will worry


Sophia Brooks - Feb 02, 2021 12:27:30 pm PST #3058 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Jessica, LOL.

The worst renaming that hit me personally is that I work in Continueing Education. Of course we just can't call it The Continuing Education Office, because that would be too simple. So we were the Center for Lifelong Learning. Then we hired a brand consultant who came up with the name EdVantage (like Educational Advantage), which is both confusing AND we have a local credit union named Advantage, so everyone thought they called the wrong number. Later, when that Program Director was fired, I begged the Dean to at least Turn it Back to CLL. And we are still CLL. I am now part of the EdIT team, which you would think stood for Educational IT. But no, we are separate from IT, and are the Educational Innovation Team. We struggle with people calling us IT, people contacting us for IT, but no one will let us change to Instructional Design Team because they like a pun acronym.