Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 20, 2024 7:08:39 am PDT #29876 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

THERE'S AN ALTERNATIVE FLIGHTTTTT. Travel agent found that miracle.

Yay! Fingers crossed!!!

Charcuterie, cheese, crackers, olives, grapes, berries -- we called these "finger foods" or "nibblements." Hospitality snacks, or perhaps appetizers, but not meant as a meal. Is that not usual?

One person's appetizer is another person's meal.


-t - Apr 20, 2024 7:14:41 am PDT #29877 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hooray Shir!

I do not feel particularly attached to charcuterie boards as such, but a whole salami, an appropriate block of cheese, some crackers (optional, but nice to have) and a knife can keep me fed for several meals


Jessica - Apr 20, 2024 7:36:14 am PDT #29878 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

WOO HOO ALTERNATIVE FLIGHT!!

We call basically any snack "girl dinner" in our house, I think because that meme was reaching peak internet saturation over a weekend when Ethan had taken the kids out of town without me and I declared my intention to have microwave nachos for every meal.


-t - Apr 20, 2024 7:55:32 am PDT #29879 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I have totally failed to grasp the meaning of “girl dinner”. I am old and have irregular eating habits at best.


Laura - Apr 20, 2024 8:48:51 am PDT #29880 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

My SIL generally makes the decisions of what my nails will look like for the next 3 weeks. This week she made me more girly girl than ever, and I kind of love it. Glued on flowers that she promises will stay put. [link]

I just put together a new bed frame with an absurd number of pieces so I think I trust her on this now.


DavidS - Apr 20, 2024 11:59:08 am PDT #29881 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

THERE'S AN ALTERNATIVE FLIGHTTTTT. Travel agent found that miracle.

::fist pump of happy triumph::

This week she made me more girly girl than ever, and I kind of love it. Glued on flowers that she promises will stay put.

Get your girly on!

Matilda is off to Santa Cruz for the day with two of her friends, and my downstairs neighbor took her son camping. So I have the entire building to myself. I feel like I should be doing something more frolicksome than my current state of watching Drag Race clips on YouTube.


Shir - Apr 20, 2024 12:33:02 pm PDT #29882 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

If that plan will work, I'll be coming from 95F weather (there will be a heatwave). I'm looking at the weather forcast in NY and having a hard time to believe it. I changed back to summer wardrobe about two weeks ago, this NY weather forecast makes no sense.


erikaj - Apr 20, 2024 1:36:54 pm PDT #29883 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Great news, sorry we won't meet up this time. Maybe someday.


Shir - Apr 20, 2024 1:55:44 pm PDT #29884 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Hoping that I'll be able to see you too F2F someday, erika (and all of other lovely Buffistas that I'll miss in this trip).

But honestly, I'll believe all of the meeting friends F2F thing only after the plane will take off from Tel Aviv and land in another airport. Too much is changing on a daily basis as is.


Tom Scola - Apr 20, 2024 2:39:33 pm PDT #29885 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I feel like I should be doing something more frolicksome than my current state of watching Drag Race clips on YouTube.

Whatever you’re doing, it’s probably better than going out into the Haight today.