See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


dcp - Aug 29, 2023 6:38:48 pm PDT #24648 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

The calculator is for interior volume. I expect those listed container dimensions are exterior measurements.

I’ve left a voicemail for my stepmother. When she calls back I will ask her for some details about my Dad’s urn.


JenP - Aug 29, 2023 6:42:29 pm PDT #24649 of 30000

I would like to be made into bling and ink.

Seems fitting.

David, your words about the tapestry and then Einstein undid me and are so beautiful. Having that space where people can commune with Jacqueline's presence out of time is a lovely thought.

Being here tonight is... yeah.


DavidS - Aug 29, 2023 6:53:25 pm PDT #24650 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Awwww. Will she be set atop the double Winona?

Yes, she would.

Thanks for the math, sarameg! Plus appendix by dcp.


Steph L. - Aug 29, 2023 6:56:11 pm PDT #24651 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

And now Jacqueline. It’s not fair.

This is where I’ve been stuck. For weeks. It’s not fucking FAIR. I feel like a little kid stomping my feet in a tantrum, wailing about how it’s just not fair.


Steph L. - Aug 29, 2023 6:57:04 pm PDT #24652 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Also, urn math is beyond me. I can’t figure volumes.


sarameg - Aug 29, 2023 7:06:55 pm PDT #24653 of 30000

Also, urn math is beyond me. I can’t figure volumes.

Apparently, that’s what I can be good for. So feel free to query me or other mathys.


-t - Aug 29, 2023 7:10:14 pm PDT #24654 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nice allusion, shrift

If it helps, 8 cups=4 pints=2 qts= half gallon. Approx 2 liters.

I love the box reuse and luggage tags Beverly!

I am so boring with my plain old plot in an ordinary cemetery. It’s nice to lie down on it occasionally, though.


Cashmere - Aug 29, 2023 7:25:56 pm PDT #24655 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I am glad to think of JZ haunting the house: The smell of ink, and a tiny chill the hair on my neck.


sj - Aug 29, 2023 7:38:29 pm PDT #24656 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I am also stuck on the unfairness of it all.

I love the idea of Jacqueline's urn sitting on that desk. It's just so perfectly her. And the desk story definitely hits differently reading it again now.

ltc is packed and ready to go for the first day of 2nd grade tomorrow. Hopefully she'll get enough sleep tonight.


Susan W. - Aug 29, 2023 7:39:11 pm PDT #24657 of 30000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I am so boring with my plain old plot in an ordinary cemetery. It’s nice to lie down on it occasionally, though.

I've found a list of local-ish places that do green burials. I need to actually call them and set up a tour and ask about pricing and suchlike, but at least it's the beginnings of a plan.