And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jun 06, 2023 10:27:40 am PDT #22556 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But Major Force sounds so positive and strong!


-t - Jun 06, 2023 10:28:24 am PDT #22557 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I guess I could tie some onions to her belt.

Always a solid reference


DavidS - Jun 06, 2023 10:32:39 am PDT #22558 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

There was a Force Majeure on the Venture Brothers! [link]


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 06, 2023 11:05:56 am PDT #22559 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

You're half-right, Jesse! Major Force

Looks like the aliens have been here all X-Files style: [link]

I did not have credible whistleblowing about visitations by non-human intelligences on my 2023 bingo card, but sure, why not?


Steph L. - Jun 06, 2023 11:07:39 am PDT #22560 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Looks like the aliens have been here all X-Files style: [link]

I did not have credible revelation of visitations by non-human intelligences on my 2023 bingo card, but sure, why not?

I just hope the aliens are hot. It's what we deserve.


DavidS - Jun 06, 2023 11:21:24 am PDT #22561 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just hope the aliens are hot. It's what we deserve.

The good news is, they are hot. The bad news is it's something they call "lava dick."


Laura - Jun 06, 2023 11:31:21 am PDT #22562 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Lava dick does not sound like a good thing.

Air quality is sucky here in the Adirondacks. Canadian wildfires are causing a haze of nasty. People wearing masks and complaining of sore throats. I went out for a bit and it is kinda gross.


Steph L. - Jun 06, 2023 11:38:03 am PDT #22563 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Lava dick is a bit of a deterrent, true.

Air quality is sucky here in the Adirondacks. Canadian wildfires are causing a haze of nasty. People wearing masks and complaining of sore throats. I went out for a bit and it is kinda gross.

I didn't think the wildfire haze would reach us, but it has, and our air quality suckity sucks. The haze makes the sky look cool at sunrise and sunset, though.


Calli - Jun 06, 2023 12:34:07 pm PDT #22564 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I feel like Force Majeure would have to be a villain?? But totally should be.

i But Major Force sounds so positive and strong!

A villain and a hero—twins, separated at birth, and raised with very different value systems.

Sorry about the card fraud, Steph.

Sorry about the smoke, Laura.

Things are fairly nice here. I have my windows open, a tomato on my plant is starting to ripen, the cats are being cuddlesome. But I'd love a week at a lake, with nothing but books and shoreline rambles on my agenda.


meara - Jun 06, 2023 1:23:22 pm PDT #22565 of 30000

villain and a hero—twins, separated at birth, and raised with very different value systems

That was absolutely my response as well!

Talked to my mom, ish—she’s half asleep and only giving one or two word answers. Says she’s not in pain just really tired and weak. I called to get hospice started, because two weeks ago she could walk, and now she can’t sit up by herself. I thought it would be more like a couple months, not a couple weeks! (Am still hoping appetite inducer which just got prescribed today will help her eat which will help her not feel so weak??)