My new favorite thing to yell (mostly in my head) to speeders is “what? are you late for the Dick Convention? Are you the keynote speaker?”
Saffron: You're a good man. Mal: You clearly haven't been talking to anyone else on this boat.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Mar 17, 2023 11:52:09 am PDT #21203 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
Steph L. - Mar 17, 2023 12:05:16 pm PDT #21204 of 30000
Apparently if you're enough of a power nerd, there is nothing that cannot be flowcharted.
Oh my god, I am stealing that!
Jesse - Mar 17, 2023 12:23:57 pm PDT #21205 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Mostly I yell, "YOU HAVE A RED LIGHT" as a point at the red light they have.
Omg y’all. 2 people who accepted job offers, 1 to start Monday and 1 to start in 2 weeks both just withdrew their accepted offers within 5 minutes of each other. WTF?!?!
Oh noooooo.
Toddson - Mar 17, 2023 12:40:53 pm PDT #21206 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I came across this in some comments (yes, there are places where I read the comments):
I actually think the Barbie movie looks amazing. I can’t wait to take an edible and see it.
meara - Mar 17, 2023 12:49:08 pm PDT #21207 of 30000
Oh no boo quitting before they start! I guess better than quitting after a week or two but still.
Took my second dose of mystery study drug today—definitely felt like it was wearing off the last day or two. Fingers crossed no migraine later/tomorrow.
JenP - Mar 17, 2023 1:32:07 pm PDT #21208 of 30000
Fingers crossed, meara.
-t - Mar 17, 2023 1:49:09 pm PDT #21209 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
GOod luck, meara!
I support all y'all yelling at drivers
Boo not getting the help you expected, msbelle! Kinda feel like yay strong labor market and low unemployment, though?
Dana - Mar 17, 2023 1:58:52 pm PDT #21210 of 30000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Every time some dude roars past me in an expensive car, zooming around lanes and not using turn signals, I think, "Sorry about your dick, dude." It's not even intentional anymore.
-t - Mar 17, 2023 2:59:38 pm PDT #21211 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I decided to have a pint of Guinness with lunch because I like to live dangerously in a very mild way and that turned into two 22 oz pours because that is what happens when you sit at the bar and now I would really like to nap and not work any more. These forecasts will not analyze themselves, alas.
ETA that's a 175% increase in actual beer consumption vs forecast, ftr. Not great for my accuracy stats.
-t - Mar 17, 2023 3:01:55 pm PDT #21212 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration