Instead my first goal is going to increase veggies and fruits and try to cook more so I have more control over dinner.
Skye, do you like smoothies? They are my easy sneaky way to get fruits and veggies when my meals for the day have been carbs and animal protein. (I always *intend* for my meals to have fruits and/or veggies, but sometimes Tim asks "Want to go out for lunch?" and then I find myself eating 2 pancakes with a side of bacon and not a fruit or a vegetable in sight. So, smoothie.)
I yell at cars SO OFTEN.
I have a moderate amount of road rage, but in my defense, people are terrible drivers and also jackasses who can get fucked for what they did.
Omg y’all. 2 people who accepted job offers, 1 to start Monday and 1 to start in 2 weeks both just withdrew their accepted offers within 5 minutes of each other. WTF?!?!
Yelling at cars is right and good. I often sing curse filled songs at them.
Like: you fucking twat-nose, where’d you learn to drive? Asshole school?!?!!
My new favorite thing to yell (mostly in my head) to speeders is “what? are you late for the Dick Convention? Are you the keynote speaker?”
Oh my god, I am stealing that!
Mostly I yell, "YOU HAVE A RED LIGHT" as a point at the red light they have.
Omg y’all. 2 people who accepted job offers, 1 to start Monday and 1 to start in 2 weeks both just withdrew their accepted offers within 5 minutes of each other. WTF?!?!
Oh noooooo.
I came across this in some comments (yes, there are places where I read the comments):
I actually think the Barbie movie looks amazing. I can’t wait to take an edible and see it.
Oh no boo quitting before they start! I guess better than quitting after a week or two but still.
Took my second dose of mystery study drug today—definitely felt like it was wearing off the last day or two. Fingers crossed no migraine later/tomorrow.