I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Aug 26, 2022 3:17:03 am PDT #17126 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Today is a day of celebration as we send happy birthday wishes to lisah! May this day and the year to come be filled with joy and laughter.

Now I want Greek mac n cheese for breakfast.

It is wonderful to see Matilda blossoming into such an incredible young woman. Chip off the old blocks that one is. I wish there was some magical way to get the wee ones to sleep at a reasonable hour to give the parental units time to relax and unwind. I think my grandparents endorsed a bit of whiskey. If I recall correctly I resorted to a strawberry milk with melatonin and Benadryl on occasion when they complained of not being able to sleep.


sj - Aug 26, 2022 5:55:13 am PDT #17127 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay for intellectual ferocity. It’s been a joy virtually watching Matilda grow up.


Dana - Aug 26, 2022 7:30:19 am PDT #17128 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I need to tell someone how perfect my steel-cut oatmeal is this morning.


Dana - Aug 26, 2022 7:38:10 am PDT #17129 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

You know how cats and dogs stick their faces in jars trying to get all of the good stuff? That's me right now.


Laura - Aug 26, 2022 7:46:37 am PDT #17130 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Perfect oatmeal is indeed a good way to start the day.


JenP - Aug 26, 2022 8:03:22 am PDT #17131 of 30000

Nice! I discovered steel cut oats way too late in life. A lot of my mornings could've been way better, is what I'm saying.


Tom Scola - Aug 26, 2022 8:11:34 am PDT #17132 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

(I prefer rolled oats to steel cut. Not worth the extra cost, IMHO)


-t - Aug 26, 2022 8:14:53 am PDT #17133 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I also prefer rolled oats, generally, but congrats, Dana! A perfect breakfast is a thing of beauty.


Steph L. - Aug 26, 2022 8:18:57 am PDT #17134 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I like the texture of rolled oats better than steel cut oats, but if someone made me steel cut oats I wouldn't turn them down.

Today's mystery: why is the cat walking around yodeling mournfully? The reasons could include (but are not limited to): he is a cat, he saw a bug he can't get, he saw another cat outside, he expected to see another cat outside but there was no cat, he ate all his wet food and now it is gone, 11:15 a.m. is yodeling time, no apparent reason, and he knows it drives me nuts when he yodels for no apparent reason.


-t - Aug 26, 2022 8:22:10 am PDT #17135 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

All of the above?