Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Nov 19, 2020 6:43:17 am PST #29954 of 30019
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Sigh. Shir, I feel you. Except that political misinformation also makes me see red; it's just that antivaccine nonsense and Covid hoaxing make me see even redder.

Hooray for normal boobs!

We have 10 rolls in reserve right now, which seemed like a lot until I read this thread and now I'm nervous.


sj - Nov 19, 2020 6:46:23 am PST #29955 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

So I accidentally ordered two cases of toilet paper a couple of months before all this started, and we were just about to send some to a food pantry before the lock down started. We just started getting low on them recently.


Sophia Brooks - Nov 19, 2020 7:29:19 am PST #29956 of 30019
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Call back on the mammogram came back ok.

Yay healthy boobies!

What a difference good coworkers makes. This is great to hear.

I had two more meetings with her, and we have already made more progress than I have in months. I like my actual boss for instructional design and she is so nice, but she did not also have time to be the director of continuing education, especial given COVID and the fact she is working on her doctoral thesis. She is also not quick and likes to included everyone and their brother in shared decision making, but my two coworkers actually work best with clear directives and will just perseverate on things forever, out loud, in a meeting. So that forced me into being a clear directive giving person, and I hate that role. Now I guess I have to deal with the fact I am not necessarily a good fit with my actual boss, but I think her style is more appropriate to the higher level instructional design team she is leading, where we all do contribute our thoughts and want to make shared decisions.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 19, 2020 7:46:15 am PST #29957 of 30019
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My current tally is 22 Charmin mega-rolls, which supposedly equals 88 regular rolls of TP. I don't foresee running through that until next year.


askye - Nov 19, 2020 7:56:16 am PST #29958 of 30019
Thrive to spite them

I just ordered my toilet paper. Not that there is a shortage but I was limited to one package.


Steph L. - Nov 19, 2020 8:11:35 am PST #29959 of 30019
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Well, if any of y'all run out and can get to Cincinnati, my dad can hook you up. I think he might be trying to be the Immortan Joe of TP.


smonster - Nov 19, 2020 8:16:34 am PST #29960 of 30019
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Immortan Joe of TP.

Ahahahaha!

Fb told me it was Tim’s bday, and I swear had he not changed his mind I was going to suggest that all the Buffistas who gave him friended bombard him with “Happy Birthday! Get tested!!” messages. So good thing he changed his mind.

I am going to Costco tomorrow and was already planning to buy TP.


Anne W. - Nov 19, 2020 8:21:06 am PST #29961 of 30019
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I picked up a second 24-pack of TP the other day, and I had just opened a new one the other day, so I think I'm good.

Good on Tim for getting tested!


DavidS - Nov 19, 2020 8:22:04 am PST #29962 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm just not going to poop for the rest of the year. That's my solution.

If you love America you'll just hold it!


msbelle - Nov 19, 2020 8:29:37 am PST #29963 of 30019
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am "working from home today". I have two things I need to do and I am avoiding them. UGH! SELF!

Tomorrow is staff mtg and it will be unpleasant if I do not have these complete!