Immortan Joe of TP.
Ahahahaha!
Fb told me it was Tim’s bday, and I swear had he not changed his mind I was going to suggest that all the Buffistas who gave him friended bombard him with “Happy Birthday! Get tested!!” messages. So good thing he changed his mind.
I am going to Costco tomorrow and was already planning to buy TP.
I picked up a second 24-pack of TP the other day, and I had just opened a new one the other day, so I think I'm good.
Good on Tim for getting tested!
I'm just not going to poop for the rest of the year. That's my solution.
If you love America you'll just hold it!
I am "working from home today". I have two things I need to do and I am avoiding them. UGH! SELF!
Tomorrow is staff mtg and it will be unpleasant if I do not have these complete!
Ha, ha, ha! I drove to the wrong doctor's office this morning. Didn't realize it until I literally saw the name on the door. Shit. Called the doctor I was supposed to be seeing, and now I'm in that waiting room. Half hour apart, of course.
Fb told me it was Tim’s bday, and I swear had he not changed his mind I was going to suggest that all the Buffistas who gave him friended bombard him with “Happy Birthday! Get tested!!” messages. So good thing he changed his mind.
Ahahahaha!!!
I'm just not going to poop for the rest of the year. That's my solution.
That may not work out the way you think it will.
Here's an option if you're worried about your TP stock. [link]
That may not work out the way you think it will.
Pooping's for puppies! I'm a grown ass man. I'm just going to grit my teeth and become horribly impacted. That's my dignified solution.
Do your two things right now msbelle! See my mom look. Fierce I tell ya.
Pooping's for puppies! I'm a grown ass man. I'm just going to grit my teeth and become horribly impacted. That's my dignified solution.
Godspeed. You are a hero for our times.