I just ordered my toilet paper. Not that there is a shortage but I was limited to one package.
My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
askye - Nov 19, 2020 7:56:16 am PST #29958 of 30019
Thrive to spite them
Steph L. - Nov 19, 2020 8:11:35 am PST #29959 of 30019
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Well, if any of y'all run out and can get to Cincinnati, my dad can hook you up. I think he might be trying to be the Immortan Joe of TP.
smonster - Nov 19, 2020 8:16:34 am PST #29960 of 30019
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Immortan Joe of TP.
Ahahahaha!
Fb told me it was Tim’s bday, and I swear had he not changed his mind I was going to suggest that all the Buffistas who gave him friended bombard him with “Happy Birthday! Get tested!!” messages. So good thing he changed his mind.
I am going to Costco tomorrow and was already planning to buy TP.
Anne W. - Nov 19, 2020 8:21:06 am PST #29961 of 30019
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
I picked up a second 24-pack of TP the other day, and I had just opened a new one the other day, so I think I'm good.
Good on Tim for getting tested!
DavidS - Nov 19, 2020 8:22:04 am PST #29962 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm just not going to poop for the rest of the year. That's my solution.
If you love America you'll just hold it!
msbelle - Nov 19, 2020 8:29:37 am PST #29963 of 30019
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am "working from home today". I have two things I need to do and I am avoiding them. UGH! SELF!
Tomorrow is staff mtg and it will be unpleasant if I do not have these complete!
JenP - Nov 19, 2020 8:32:30 am PST #29964 of 30019
Ha, ha, ha! I drove to the wrong doctor's office this morning. Didn't realize it until I literally saw the name on the door. Shit. Called the doctor I was supposed to be seeing, and now I'm in that waiting room. Half hour apart, of course.
Steph L. - Nov 19, 2020 8:43:49 am PST #29965 of 30019
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Fb told me it was Tim’s bday, and I swear had he not changed his mind I was going to suggest that all the Buffistas who gave him friended bombard him with “Happy Birthday! Get tested!!” messages. So good thing he changed his mind.
Ahahahaha!!!
I'm just not going to poop for the rest of the year. That's my solution.
That may not work out the way you think it will.
aurelia - Nov 19, 2020 8:51:05 am PST #29966 of 30019
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Here's an option if you're worried about your TP stock. [link]
DavidS - Nov 19, 2020 9:11:48 am PST #29967 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That may not work out the way you think it will.
Pooping's for puppies! I'm a grown ass man. I'm just going to grit my teeth and become horribly impacted. That's my dignified solution.