I'm just not going to poop for the rest of the year. That's my solution.
If you love America you'll just hold it!
Slay-er? Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer comma The.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Nov 19, 2020 8:22:04 am PST #29962 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
msbelle - Nov 19, 2020 8:29:37 am PST #29963 of 30019
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am "working from home today". I have two things I need to do and I am avoiding them. UGH! SELF!
Tomorrow is staff mtg and it will be unpleasant if I do not have these complete!
JenP - Nov 19, 2020 8:32:30 am PST #29964 of 30019
Ha, ha, ha! I drove to the wrong doctor's office this morning. Didn't realize it until I literally saw the name on the door. Shit. Called the doctor I was supposed to be seeing, and now I'm in that waiting room. Half hour apart, of course.
Steph L. - Nov 19, 2020 8:43:49 am PST #29965 of 30019
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Fb told me it was Tim’s bday, and I swear had he not changed his mind I was going to suggest that all the Buffistas who gave him friended bombard him with “Happy Birthday! Get tested!!” messages. So good thing he changed his mind.
Ahahahaha!!!
I'm just not going to poop for the rest of the year. That's my solution.
That may not work out the way you think it will.
aurelia - Nov 19, 2020 8:51:05 am PST #29966 of 30019
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Here's an option if you're worried about your TP stock. [link]
DavidS - Nov 19, 2020 9:11:48 am PST #29967 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That may not work out the way you think it will.
Pooping's for puppies! I'm a grown ass man. I'm just going to grit my teeth and become horribly impacted. That's my dignified solution.
Laura - Nov 19, 2020 9:17:22 am PST #29968 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.
Do your two things right now msbelle! See my mom look. Fierce I tell ya.
Steph L. - Nov 19, 2020 9:29:14 am PST #29969 of 30019
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Pooping's for puppies! I'm a grown ass man. I'm just going to grit my teeth and become horribly impacted. That's my dignified solution.
Godspeed. You are a hero for our times.
msbelle - Nov 19, 2020 9:29:34 am PST #29970 of 30019
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I started on one of them and I moved the laptop back to the table instead of the recliner.
Blearch
I am in dislike of working today.
edited to make sense. I can English.
EpicTangent - Nov 19, 2020 9:43:29 am PST #29971 of 30019
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
I once got a stomach flu when I was down to my last 2 rolls. At the time, my mom was in the hospital and my BFF was living in Maryland (long enough ago that the myriad delivery options currently available, weren't). Thankfully, I was able to split the difference and call my BFF's mom for an emergency TP (and ginger ale, crackers, and soup) delivery, but that was a panicky several minutes until I got her on the phone (and she agreed to the plan). Ever since then, I DO NOT RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER. Before *all this*, I watched for sales of my preferred brands, stocked up when the prices were right. When everybody else was in a panic this spring, I thankfully had my stockpile (to be clear, "stockpile" in the sense of way more than 1 person who had no idea that a shortage was coming really needed. Not enough to be newsworthy), so I didn't even bother to look for TP until...April? May? My current supply is like 3 and a half 12 packs, plus a couple 4 packs of the "4x" rolls. So 50-ish rolls? Enough that even with my GI issues, I'm not nervous. Not so much that Steph's dad should feel threatened that I might compete for King of the TP pile. (Given the aforementioned GI issues, Hec's plan, unfortunately, would not work for me).