I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

Spike ,'Chosen'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - May 22, 2020 3:09:39 am PDT #21502 of 30019
Ann, that's a ferret.

Fourth. I've had to get IV antibiotics a couple of times from infected cat bites and scratches -- occupational hazard of volunteering at an animal shelter.


billytea - May 22, 2020 3:20:27 am PDT #21503 of 30019
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The merry merry king of the bush?

The merry merry king of suburbia, this one.


askye - May 22, 2020 4:10:41 am PDT #21504 of 30019
Thrive to spite them

Matthew's mom has been telling me that Penny has been chasing ground squirrels and I've been thinking she's never going to catch a squirrel.

Except she meant chipmunk and today one was on the porch and Penny zoomed out and caught it and then wandered around the yard in a confused manner for a few minutes

I hate that she killed the chipmunk but we can't keep her inside all the time becausepp going outside is her relief from being bullied by Scrappy. We will just try to scare off the wildlife hanging in the open part of the yard first.


Theodosia - May 22, 2020 5:34:17 am PDT #21505 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm sure Penny is only catching the ones who deserve to die.


-t - May 22, 2020 5:38:37 am PDT #21506 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Two of our furloughed workers are coming back to my team! Hooray!


-t - May 22, 2020 5:56:38 am PDT #21507 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

And my friend that was laid off just texted that she is starting a new job. Yay!


Cashmere - May 22, 2020 6:15:49 am PDT #21508 of 30019
Now tagless for your comfort.

I hate that she killed the chipmunk but we can't keep her inside all the time becausepp going outside is her relief from being bullied by Scrappy. We will just try to scare off the wildlife hanging in the open part of the yard first.

Our Kit Kat had a run in with a rabbit this week. She had a bad scratch on her foreleg and one on her back leg. I washed out the wounds and she seemed normal. This is the first time she's ever came back with battle wounds. She should stick to voles.


Toddson - May 22, 2020 6:30:19 am PDT #21509 of 30019
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I'm always reminded of "Cold Comfort Farm" - the water voles will get you!


Trudy Booth - May 22, 2020 7:14:18 am PDT #21510 of 30019
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hatta tends to take out mourning doves - we found a little cemetery behind the bushes. If I ever see a bluebird I'm going to have to consider grounding her.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 22, 2020 7:24:03 am PDT #21511 of 30019
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

No worries Beverly, I habitually carry antibacterial Wet Ones wipes in my pocket and swabbed the punctures out almost as soon as they were made. Then washed my hands well and applied Neosporin once I returned home.

My World Lit professor in college had her forearm swell up like a frankfurter from a cat bite and had to have it lanced, so I've always been aware of how dangerous those can be.