Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.

Wash ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Atropa - Jan 18, 2025 3:40:36 pm PST #8208 of 8214
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

sj, our kids would get along so well! Beetlejuice was one of their obsessions this past year (they both dressed as Beetlejuice for Halloween), and now they're both super into My Chemical Romance. Rose (age 12) begged me to take her to Hot Topic just this past weekend and spent $100 of her own money on MCR merch, and then dyed her hair black.

Oh my heart. Good children!


DebetEsse - Jan 31, 2025 3:44:37 pm PST #8209 of 8214
Woe to the fucking wicked.

So, I'm performing a wedding tomorrow. This will be a surprise for all but 3 of us, including everyone in my household. And I need to come up with a "Do you take" that doesn't feel too traditionally religious


Laura - Jan 31, 2025 4:12:15 pm PST #8210 of 8214
Our wings are not tired.

I first read that as 'I'm performing at a wedding', which is a whole other vibe. Have fun and let us know how much fun it was!


Karl - Jan 31, 2025 8:45:27 pm PST #8211 of 8214
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

For what it's worth, I like "do you choose ..." in place of "do you take ..." -- but I'm sure that whatever you come up with will be lovely.


DebetEsse - Feb 02, 2025 1:07:06 pm PST #8212 of 8214
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I did use "do you take", but since husband/wife is complicated when one person is NB, I used "honored, beloved (name)"


erikaj - Feb 02, 2025 3:59:01 pm PST #8213 of 8214
Always Anti-fascist!

never even thought of that.I'd be okay with that, though(as if I'm gonna have to ponder my nuptials, ever.)


Vortex - Feb 07, 2025 11:27:48 am PST #8214 of 8214
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

A mini lesson on the history of women’s pockets


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