Police procedure has changed since I was little.

Wash ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Jan 31, 2024 11:00:32 am PST #8018 of 8153

So for instance if any of you meet the criteria and there’s a location listed near you, you can contact the number to get connected (or if it specifies the name of the place near you, you can call them directly)

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Dana - Jan 31, 2024 11:03:21 am PST #8019 of 8153
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Interesting, meara. Thanks.


JenP - Jan 31, 2024 11:24:26 am PST #8020 of 8153

I would love to get on one of those or something already approved BECAUSE of the slow down your digestive system effect - losing thirty would be great, but reducing my trips to the loo on some days would be HEAVEN. I'd pay cash money for anything that slowed my gut's roll. Why have I dragged my feet seeing the doctor I need to see about this? Jesus, Jennifer.


EpicTangent - Feb 11, 2024 11:42:40 pm PST #8021 of 8153
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Yesterday was the gathering for my friend, Patrick. I had a pleasant time and chatted with some lovely people who knew him from different places than I did so we had never met before. It was completely unstructured, no one even said any, like, "final remarks", which would have had me feeling like I was lacking closure. But they had a display they put together to give to his folks, which included 5 or 6 photos that I contributed and a place to write messages. So I decided that getting to say one last goodbye was perfectly nice closure. Turns out it was pancreatic cancer. So, as usual, cancer can fuck right off.


erikaj - Feb 12, 2024 3:13:10 pm PST #8022 of 8153
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

I feel as though I've sincerely gotten mansplained, because somebody has finally hit on some of my expertise. To wit: "You've heard of sarcasm, right?"(Although when it comes to abled people understanding ableism...well, let's just say, at times, it does not hurt to start slowly.) I could have posted "No! Enlighten me." and ended up in a total chatbot-ish loop.


EpicTangent - Feb 12, 2024 5:38:33 pm PST #8023 of 8153
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Stay strong, Erika. Probably not worth the agita to engage with that type.


erikaj - Feb 13, 2024 1:22:17 pm PST #8024 of 8153
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Don't really care enough.


erikaj - Feb 14, 2024 2:01:30 pm PST #8025 of 8153
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Happy valentine's, Bitches! (Probably the twentieth, if you're scoring at home. Or even if you're alone...)


Calli - Feb 16, 2024 4:24:55 am PST #8026 of 8153
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Thanks for links, meara! I was talking to my doctor last month and brought up possibly getting on one of the new obesity drugs, and she came back with this long Health at Every Size spiel. Which was actually nice—thank you, doctor, for not assuming all my problems are due to being fat. But also, my knees hurt, and carrying literally twice their ideal load might figure into that. Then she said, “Yeah, but insurance won’t pay for those meds, so, maybe try a diet and exercise combo,” since that’s only failed me for the past 40 years. So I’m happy to try a clinical trial and see if I can get either skinny or superpowers.


Calli - Feb 16, 2024 6:25:57 am PST #8027 of 8153
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Captain Crunch: Hah—I sent off an email and immediately got the response that they are full up. Guess everyone wants free drugs.