Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - May 17, 2023 12:56:18 pm PDT #7831 of 8137
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Well, thanks. (does it still count if you think it might be a reach to have tried anyway? But I could've come up with something, given that there are *two* fake contests that I have entered without my knowledge) It's okay, though. S. can be The Cute One and R. can be The Smart One...I don't really care.(Except for one thing...not sure how I always end up the sidekick so often in my relationships with others. I mean, it's one thing with these women because they've known me forever---I probably was more of a zeppo.) And I don't need to be Martha all the time...just not that thrilled by a lifelong future as a Vandella, every time I might make a friend or something. Honestly, it wouldn't kill me if S. or R. could see me differently, either, but I'm not sure that ever really happens.


Toddson - May 19, 2023 10:52:29 am PDT #7832 of 8137
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Well, if you wanted to know, this seems to be humanity's first recorded kiss ... perhaps Ea Nasir spending some copper?


Jessica - May 19, 2023 12:17:42 pm PDT #7833 of 8137
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Looking at the Related Stories at the bottom of that article...somebody on this website REALLY doesn't like kissing.


erikaj - May 19, 2023 1:35:47 pm PDT #7834 of 8137
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

I know...what a drag, right? Might explain why they haven't got better ones.


Trudy Booth - May 30, 2023 7:24:02 pm PDT #7835 of 8137
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

This video made me think of y’all. [link]


Laura - May 31, 2023 5:17:56 am PDT #7836 of 8137
Our wings are not tired.

Prior to pregnancy, I was more boy proportioned. Like 32-28-32. Never had a waist to speak of. Don't expect I ever will have those type of curves.


Toddson - May 31, 2023 11:16:16 am PDT #7837 of 8137
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I'd seen that video (I enjoy her videos) and, while it's very probable most women didn't go in for the very tightest lacing (for most of us, breathing is NOT optional). Even the comparative loose lacing would make a good foundation to make clothing fit better and hang more attractively.


Cass - May 31, 2023 1:17:17 pm PDT #7838 of 8137
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Don't expect I ever will have those type of curves.

Neither did they!

I don't have waist that nips in either.

Knowing this was a valid body type would have been good growing up with a stepmom and stepsis with much more ideal body shapes. (Also I might have learned to dress for my shape and not just feel like the ugly fat kid.) I definitely got Dad's stoutness in the ribcage and you aren't gonna Jazzercize that away.


Laga - Jun 02, 2023 11:09:47 am PDT #7839 of 8137
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I found out I had a lot of misconceptions about corsetry today! Sharing to Facebook.


erin_obscure - Jun 03, 2023 10:43:06 am PDT #7840 of 8137
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Catching up and just read the foursome thread for the first time. That was a delightful read, thank you all for the memories. At first I was wondering if that fic ever got written, but then I realized that it would be weird and kinda squicky reading about omnis and shir (et al) and I’ll stick to fic involving fictional participants for my own mental health ;p