Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

erin_obscure - Jun 03, 2023 10:43:06 am PDT #7840 of 8137
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Catching up and just read the foursome thread for the first time. That was a delightful read, thank you all for the memories. At first I was wondering if that fic ever got written, but then I realized that it would be weird and kinda squicky reading about omnis and shir (et al) and I’ll stick to fic involving fictional participants for my own mental health ;p

erikaj - Jun 12, 2023 1:45:25 pm PDT #7841 of 8137
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

I once got cited in an article about RPF,(Not about people I know, although on a small and parody scale, I've also done that) as, say, "Not as bad as some of the crap that's out there," though they didn't actually use those words, but being damned with faint praise is still as close to a review as I've ever got. Was just a series of ficlets about Huma and Hillary having lunch or something--nobody even took her top off. Found myself thinking about them and wondering what they talked about so I got in their shoes for a moment. Anyway, I'm here today cause Mom's just off to get her yearly mammogram. Not exactly worried, because it's been okay, say, 20 of 22, times. But there were those other times, too, so I can't just think of it like plaque scaling. I'm going to need to start doing that, myself, soon, but the death I fear most from that is the carnage that may break out if one more medical professional is, like "Are you absolutely sure she can't stand up? Not even a little?" and all that. (No, not even a little. It could *look* like it, if I lean my whole weight on you, but that's it.) Also, I've had plenty of tests where folks have had to shrug and guess that I'm all right because my stuff doesn't look like the stuff in the book anyway, so...(I'm still here, so guess they didn't miss ALL THAT much...) Also, it's kind of sad to think of Bitches as if it's a deserted mall, so I stopped by the food court and tossed a coin in the fountain, right?

erikaj - Jun 12, 2023 1:56:39 pm PDT #7842 of 8137
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Although I suppose if you have some health -ma for Actual Mom that would be great to have, too.

Laura - Jun 12, 2023 4:39:56 pm PDT #7843 of 8137
Our wings are not tired.

Absolutely sending the health~ma for your most excellent mom. I loved meeting her at the F2F. Also, here for alibis if any medical professionals you encounter happen to perish.

erikaj - Jun 12, 2023 5:20:44 pm PDT #7844 of 8137
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Thanks. Good to know, and, yeah, I'll totally be with you. (Best not to say too much on a somewhat public forum)

NoiseDesign - Jun 14, 2023 3:59:13 pm PDT #7845 of 8137
Our wings are not tired

Sending health-ma to your mom.

erikaj - Jun 14, 2023 4:23:01 pm PDT #7846 of 8137
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

thank you.

askye - Jun 15, 2023 2:21:36 pm PDT #7847 of 8137
Thrive to spite them

Health~ma to your mom.

erikaj - Jun 15, 2023 2:56:16 pm PDT #7848 of 8137
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Maybe we'll know for sure tomorrow...thanks for the good wishes, though.(if she doesn't need them for her breasts, maybe she can use it on her wonky ankle.)

Trudy Booth - Jun 16, 2023 7:32:31 pm PDT #7849 of 8137
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Well, the Junta’s summer uniforms are out and they’re super cute. [link]