Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

Karl - May 01, 2023 12:26:05 pm PDT #7825 of 7840
Love one another.

Someone is clearly getting into the Spirit of the Season: [link]

Toddson - May 01, 2023 1:42:00 pm PDT #7826 of 7840
Always support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

I used to get tickets to concerts in the Kennedy Center's Concert Hall, in the obstructed view section (way at the top at one end of the row) and there was a couple who'd be there every week making out.

erikaj - May 01, 2023 3:09:35 pm PDT #7827 of 7840
This machine kills fascists

I'd have what she's having. I'm torn about the sound effects, though...have sort of found it a strike against me that, well, privacy has always been at something of a premium and/or maybe I've never had anything good enough not to be thinking of...whoever who's down the hall.(Both could be true...surely nobody here is surprised I'm erotically remedial, right? Although I used to think I did a better job distracting from it.) Sometimes people have wanted, well, not quite commentary, but...and life has taught me to be quick and quiet. (Of course, if that happened at a concert, I could probably make everyone apologize to me because of, you know, involuntary movements and such.)

erikaj - May 01, 2023 3:12:33 pm PDT #7828 of 7840
This machine kills fascists

Although I feel like I have to say that, though I love the theater...I don't think I love it carnally.

erikaj - May 17, 2023 10:38:30 am PDT #7829 of 7840
This machine kills fascists

I wish my relationships with other disabled people(mostly the women, but I've heard about Letting The Side Down from men, too, on occasion, in one case at a time when a lady doesn't want career advice) could be less competitive. I'm proud of myself for not giving in and trying to find things to rub their faces in, too, and not just because things are feeling slow right now.

brenda m - May 17, 2023 11:37:45 am PDT #7830 of 7840
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Go Erika! That kind of restraint doesn’t come easy.

erikaj - May 17, 2023 12:56:18 pm PDT #7831 of 7840
This machine kills fascists

Well, thanks. (does it still count if you think it might be a reach to have tried anyway? But I could've come up with something, given that there are *two* fake contests that I have entered without my knowledge) It's okay, though. S. can be The Cute One and R. can be The Smart One...I don't really care.(Except for one thing...not sure how I always end up the sidekick so often in my relationships with others. I mean, it's one thing with these women because they've known me forever---I probably was more of a zeppo.) And I don't need to be Martha all the time...just not that thrilled by a lifelong future as a Vandella, every time I might make a friend or something. Honestly, it wouldn't kill me if S. or R. could see me differently, either, but I'm not sure that ever really happens.

Toddson - May 19, 2023 10:52:29 am PDT #7832 of 7840
Always support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Well, if you wanted to know, this seems to be humanity's first recorded kiss ... perhaps Ea Nasir spending some copper?

Jessica - May 19, 2023 12:17:42 pm PDT #7833 of 7840
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Looking at the Related Stories at the bottom of that article...somebody on this website REALLY doesn't like kissing.

erikaj - May 19, 2023 1:35:47 pm PDT #7834 of 7840
This machine kills fascists

I know...what a drag, right? Might explain why they haven't got better ones.