Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I’ve maybe been watching too much Original Hawaii 5-0.
I always loved McGarett’s chiseled jaw and tousled hair, but now I’m appreciating how they always put him in a suit because he has broad shoulders and no ass whatsoever (even though he’s a runner and has beautiful legs, go figure.)
Sometimes I find Pa Ingalls hot and that’s upsetting… also weird because I never had any problem grooving on Little Joe.
Every time I see him, I'm reminded that my mom used to gripe that "No homesteader had hair better than mine." for the didn't fall far from the tree of it all, probably.
I see what you're saying about Little Joe vs Pa Ingalls
The Professor still reminds me of young swoony feels if I watch Gilligan
Today I learned that bestiality has only been illegal in Hawaii since 2021.
I learned this because I needed to find out whether the Internet searches of one of our residents were actually illegal, or just super fucking gross.
Oh hey! That's even later than Washington State! We had to close that loophole in, I think it was the 1990s? Whenever the Enumclaw death-by-horse-bottoming case occurred.
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
I got to follow that up with an attempted phone scam today, so I'm definitely at a "humans are the worst" place.
And I can't even have a damn beer. Because it's "bad for the baby" or whatever.
Learn to PARTY, baby.
I think it was the 1990s? Whenever the Enumclaw death-by-horse-bottoming case occurred.
I remember that scandal!