Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DebetEsse - Apr 05, 2023 7:43:54 pm PDT #7796 of 8110
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Today I learned that bestiality has only been illegal in Hawaii since 2021.

I learned this because I needed to find out whether the Internet searches of one of our residents were actually illegal, or just super fucking gross.


P.M. Marc - Apr 06, 2023 4:41:14 pm PDT #7797 of 8110
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh hey! That's even later than Washington State! We had to close that loophole in, I think it was the 1990s? Whenever the Enumclaw death-by-horse-bottoming case occurred.


javachik - Apr 06, 2023 4:47:04 pm PDT #7798 of 8110
Our wings are not tired.

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


DebetEsse - Apr 06, 2023 5:10:55 pm PDT #7799 of 8110
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I got to follow that up with an attempted phone scam today, so I'm definitely at a "humans are the worst" place.

And I can't even have a damn beer. Because it's "bad for the baby" or whatever.


Trudy Booth - Apr 06, 2023 6:02:25 pm PDT #7800 of 8110
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Learn to PARTY, baby.


DavidS - Apr 06, 2023 8:02:16 pm PDT #7801 of 8110
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think it was the 1990s? Whenever the Enumclaw death-by-horse-bottoming case occurred.

I remember that scandal!


P.M. Marc - Apr 07, 2023 7:51:18 am PDT #7802 of 8110
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Holy crap. The horse sex death happened AFTER my child was born. [link]

Time is meaningless. 2005???? Really?


Laga - Apr 07, 2023 9:44:30 am PDT #7803 of 8110
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I don't know if I never heard or blocked it out. My husband was born here I said, "do you know how bestiality was made illegal here?" he gave me a blank look

I hope Hawaii merely saw a legal loophole that needed closing


javachik - Apr 08, 2023 3:44:42 pm PDT #7804 of 8110
Our wings are not tired.

Man that reads like an urban legend and honestly I wished I still thought of that shit as urban legend. At least the horse wasn’t harmed.


Laga - Apr 08, 2023 10:56:16 pm PDT #7805 of 8110
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm glad to hear it because I am not clicking on that link