...burning baby fish swimming all round your head.

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Apr 05, 2023 5:36:51 pm PDT #7795 of 8110
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I see what you're saying about Little Joe vs Pa Ingalls

The Professor still reminds me of young swoony feels if I watch Gilligan


DebetEsse - Apr 05, 2023 7:43:54 pm PDT #7796 of 8110
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Today I learned that bestiality has only been illegal in Hawaii since 2021.

I learned this because I needed to find out whether the Internet searches of one of our residents were actually illegal, or just super fucking gross.


P.M. Marc - Apr 06, 2023 4:41:14 pm PDT #7797 of 8110
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh hey! That's even later than Washington State! We had to close that loophole in, I think it was the 1990s? Whenever the Enumclaw death-by-horse-bottoming case occurred.


javachik - Apr 06, 2023 4:47:04 pm PDT #7798 of 8110
Our wings are not tired.

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


DebetEsse - Apr 06, 2023 5:10:55 pm PDT #7799 of 8110
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I got to follow that up with an attempted phone scam today, so I'm definitely at a "humans are the worst" place.

And I can't even have a damn beer. Because it's "bad for the baby" or whatever.


Trudy Booth - Apr 06, 2023 6:02:25 pm PDT #7800 of 8110
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Learn to PARTY, baby.


DavidS - Apr 06, 2023 8:02:16 pm PDT #7801 of 8110
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think it was the 1990s? Whenever the Enumclaw death-by-horse-bottoming case occurred.

I remember that scandal!


P.M. Marc - Apr 07, 2023 7:51:18 am PDT #7802 of 8110
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Holy crap. The horse sex death happened AFTER my child was born. [link]

Time is meaningless. 2005???? Really?


Laga - Apr 07, 2023 9:44:30 am PDT #7803 of 8110
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I don't know if I never heard or blocked it out. My husband was born here I said, "do you know how bestiality was made illegal here?" he gave me a blank look

I hope Hawaii merely saw a legal loophole that needed closing


javachik - Apr 08, 2023 3:44:42 pm PDT #7804 of 8110
Our wings are not tired.

Man that reads like an urban legend and honestly I wished I still thought of that shit as urban legend. At least the horse wasn’t harmed.