I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Dana - May 10, 2017 6:13:31 am PDT #77 of 8190
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Surgery-ma, Zen. Even if you can't get upstairs in your house, I'm sure it will be comforting just to be there.


DavidS - May 10, 2017 6:20:54 am PDT #78 of 8190
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Quality Assured Health-Ma, Zen!


Connie Neil - May 10, 2017 6:22:07 am PDT #79 of 8190
brillig

Eir be with you, Zen! (Norse goddess of healing, Iceland still recognizes the old ways)


Katerina Bee - May 10, 2017 6:58:36 am PDT #80 of 8190
Herding cats for fun

I just knew the Iceland story was going to make their health care system look better than ours.


-t - May 10, 2017 7:45:19 am PDT #81 of 8190
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Surgery~ma, Zen!

Treatment working ~ma, Hil!

Mom~ma DCJ!

Can I just sit somewhere quiet and think good thoughts towards everyone today? Work is kinda interfering with my good thought thinking.


sj - May 10, 2017 7:56:16 am PDT #82 of 8190
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

sj - May 10, 2017 7:56:47 am PDT #83 of 8190
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Mom~ma to Daniel.


SuziQ - May 10, 2017 8:11:31 am PDT #84 of 8190
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

if I'm part of the other 30%, then I'll need surgery, but it's a pretty minor surgery.

Hil - I've had trigger thumb surgery and it was a quick procedure and they didn't even knock me all the way out. Recovery was pretty quick if I remember correctly. I hope the shots help, but if it goes to surgery, the process is well worth the relief.

Zen, I'm glad you sister is coming out to be with you.


Laura - May 10, 2017 8:35:28 am PDT #85 of 8190
Our wings are not tired.

Health~ma in abundance for Daniel's Mom.

Also surgery~ma for Too Many Buffistas! May the recovery be quick and the results better than anticipated.


SuziQ - May 10, 2017 9:01:20 am PDT #86 of 8190
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

In me me me medical good news, I had my physical today. My bloodwork all looks great. I'm down 40 lbs since my last physical, my cholesterol, which has never been a problem, has dropped as has my blood pressure. My thyroid, iron, B12, and Vitamin D levels are all good, so my meds are working.

My blood sugars look a bit wonky, but stupid me ate a cookie for breakfast on my way to the blood draw. She isn't overly concerned, but is having them run another test. If it is something, we are on the way early edge and have a ton of options.

I do need to go get my boobs smashed and get a bone density test. And I was reminded, multiple times, that next year I get the joy of a colonoscopy. Wheee? Happy 40th - let's put your boobs in a vice. Happy 50th - watch out colon.