You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Sep 13, 2020 5:22:53 am PDT #7104 of 8240

Sigh. Puppy woke me up from this lovely dream that I don't remember much of but it was like a movie or a romance novel. There were three sisters and they all fell in love but the part I remember was the eldest who secretly fell for a prince, but he was like, skinny and bespectacled and nerdy and wasn't normally a huge catch but they were in love and she introduced him to her sisters in this like, secret library/study filled with books and I woke up and was like "how come nobody looks at me like that with so much love in their eyes?" Brain.


Katerina Bee - Sep 13, 2020 9:46:59 am PDT #7105 of 8240
Herding cats for fun

What a twist on Beauty and the Beast: he's undesirable, but oh that library!


Hil R. - Sep 13, 2020 10:02:28 am PDT #7106 of 8240
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I emailed my supervisor and I'm taking a few sick days.


Laura - Sep 13, 2020 10:35:07 am PDT #7107 of 8240
Our wings are not tired.

Get some well needed rest, Hil. May you recover quickly.


Zenkitty - Sep 13, 2020 5:07:52 pm PDT #7108 of 8240
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Take care of yourself, Hil.


askye - Sep 14, 2020 7:21:09 am PDT #7109 of 8240
Thrive to spite them

Hil I hope you take care of yours lf and rest and feel better.


askye - Sep 14, 2020 7:23:17 am PDT #7110 of 8240
Thrive to spite them

Also to anyone who has regularly had heavy periods .. I am so sorry. this is just... frustrating


Steph L. - Sep 14, 2020 8:21:40 am PDT #7111 of 8240
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Pretty sure I am now officially getting hot flashes. I feel like the goddamn Human Torch.

And, you know, hot flashes would be a fair trade IF my period stopped, but it hasn't. Which is bullshit.


Toddson - Sep 14, 2020 8:25:44 am PDT #7112 of 8240
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

If I remember correctly, there will be a time when you have the joys of both. They DO go away. Eventually.


esse - Sep 14, 2020 10:30:58 am PDT #7113 of 8240
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

That does sound like bullshit.