Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.

'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Katerina Bee - Sep 13, 2020 9:46:59 am PDT #7105 of 8208
Herding cats for fun

What a twist on Beauty and the Beast: he's undesirable, but oh that library!


Hil R. - Sep 13, 2020 10:02:28 am PDT #7106 of 8208
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I emailed my supervisor and I'm taking a few sick days.


Laura - Sep 13, 2020 10:35:07 am PDT #7107 of 8208
Our wings are not tired.

Get some well needed rest, Hil. May you recover quickly.


Zenkitty - Sep 13, 2020 5:07:52 pm PDT #7108 of 8208
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Take care of yourself, Hil.


askye - Sep 14, 2020 7:21:09 am PDT #7109 of 8208
Thrive to spite them

Hil I hope you take care of yours lf and rest and feel better.


askye - Sep 14, 2020 7:23:17 am PDT #7110 of 8208
Thrive to spite them

Also to anyone who has regularly had heavy periods .. I am so sorry. this is just... frustrating


Steph L. - Sep 14, 2020 8:21:40 am PDT #7111 of 8208
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Pretty sure I am now officially getting hot flashes. I feel like the goddamn Human Torch.

And, you know, hot flashes would be a fair trade IF my period stopped, but it hasn't. Which is bullshit.


Toddson - Sep 14, 2020 8:25:44 am PDT #7112 of 8208
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

If I remember correctly, there will be a time when you have the joys of both. They DO go away. Eventually.


esse - Sep 14, 2020 10:30:58 am PDT #7113 of 8208
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

That does sound like bullshit.


Toddson - Sep 14, 2020 11:35:45 am PDT #7114 of 8208
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Mrs. Peel ... I'll be in my bunk.