I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Stephanie - Apr 30, 2020 2:41:08 pm PDT #6986 of 8208
Trust my rage

Hey, smonster! (My phone changes your name to amo ayer.). Anyway, I was just thinking about you and our lightning quick visit in NOLA. I've been watching vampires and just going on and on about how beautiful the city was. Need to get back there soon!


smonster - May 01, 2020 7:24:59 am PDT #6987 of 8208
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Wow, I had a bunch of autocorrect errors in that post. Oh well.

Stephanie, I hope you can come visit again soon! It was so great to catch up and meet your husband.

Fingers crossed for your test, Laura.

Hi esse!

I did not get enough sleep last night so I think an afternoon nap is definitely on the agenda. Going to try and enter some receipts and write a couple of cards, too. And there will probably be more mending!


smonster - May 01, 2020 7:26:35 am PDT #6988 of 8208
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Cereal: I'm proud of myself because I did Zoom Pilates for the third time this week this morning, and walked to the PO to mail a package before a Zoom therapy session at 10 am. Plus I managed to cook last night, so I have leftover boudin and sautéed cabbage to eat for lunch.


meara - May 01, 2020 7:58:03 am PDT #6989 of 8208

That's awesome smonster! I have....eaten breakfast, called in to one meeting, and answered about one email.


Steph L. - May 01, 2020 12:36:40 pm PDT #6990 of 8208
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Ugh, I got my period a full week early. That is some straight up BULLSHIT.

Although it explains why I impulse-bought sea salt caramel truffle ice cream at the grocery store this morning.

Seriously, though, let me reiterate. BULLSHIT.


askye - May 01, 2020 3:11:08 pm PDT #6991 of 8208
Thrive to spite them

Thqat is bullshit. I thought mine was going to be really early and it was a day late. After having major cramps and PMS for a week.


Laura - May 01, 2020 4:16:13 pm PDT #6992 of 8208
Our wings are not tired.

Seriously, menopause rocks. I know some women have a rough go of it, but I am delighted to be long past the monthly bother.


Zenkitty - May 01, 2020 4:23:53 pm PDT #6993 of 8208
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm glad to be done with the monthly Shark Week, but the hot flashes can freaking stop right now.


Steph L. - May 01, 2020 4:40:08 pm PDT #6994 of 8208
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I'll be 49 next month, so I think that's about time for this nonsense to stop. Yeesh.


askye - May 01, 2020 4:55:20 pm PDT #6995 of 8208
Thrive to spite them

well the dr had said I would probably see my periods getting closer together and they are doing that, I'll be 47 this summer. I am not making any babies, I don't need this nonesense,

On the other hand I had a life time of highly erratic, mostly light periods so a couple of years of heavy-ish , closer together cycles (and it's 26-28 days right now) is not too bad I guess.