Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 24, 2019 6:26:04 am PDT #6026 of 8234
What is even happening?

So I'm very stupid. Is Teppy's real birthday actually today?


Steph L. - Jun 24, 2019 6:32:34 am PDT #6027 of 8234
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

No, it was yesterday. Today I'm 48 + 1 day.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 24, 2019 7:39:14 am PDT #6028 of 8234
What is even happening?

Okay, at least I got that one right. I was skipping and skimming through Natter, and I thought someone said today (Monday 6/24) was actually your birthday.

I'm glad you answered. I was just on my way to the garden to eat worms.


DavidS - Jun 24, 2019 9:31:03 am PDT #6029 of 8234
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm glad you answered. I was just on my way to the garden to eat worms.

I'm pretty sure that *extra* well wishing doesn't warrant worms.


aurelia - Jun 24, 2019 3:54:26 pm PDT #6030 of 8234
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Happy unbirthdays!


Amy - Jun 24, 2019 4:17:26 pm PDT #6031 of 8234
Because books.

Chiming in to say I adore Cabin in the Woods, and basically everything Atropa said. :-)


-t - Jun 25, 2019 5:59:31 am PDT #6032 of 8234
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So, I'm pissed at my body right now. Three years of apparently being done with that whole ovulation cycle and this morning I get cramps and bleeding. So unfair. I'm damn lucky I still had some supplies lying around.


Laura - Jun 25, 2019 6:02:58 am PDT #6033 of 8234
Our wings are not tired.

Grrr, unfair for sure.


Dana - Jun 25, 2019 6:07:39 am PDT #6034 of 8234
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Ugh, that is the worst.


-t - Jun 25, 2019 6:40:36 am PDT #6035 of 8234
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I was mildly concerned and then I googled so now I have an appointment with my gyno. In a couple hours, because it was that or in three weeks...