Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jun 24, 2019 9:31:03 am PDT #6029 of 8214
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm glad you answered. I was just on my way to the garden to eat worms.

I'm pretty sure that *extra* well wishing doesn't warrant worms.


aurelia - Jun 24, 2019 3:54:26 pm PDT #6030 of 8214
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Happy unbirthdays!


Amy - Jun 24, 2019 4:17:26 pm PDT #6031 of 8214
Because books.

Chiming in to say I adore Cabin in the Woods, and basically everything Atropa said. :-)


-t - Jun 25, 2019 5:59:31 am PDT #6032 of 8214
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So, I'm pissed at my body right now. Three years of apparently being done with that whole ovulation cycle and this morning I get cramps and bleeding. So unfair. I'm damn lucky I still had some supplies lying around.


Laura - Jun 25, 2019 6:02:58 am PDT #6033 of 8214
Our wings are not tired.

Grrr, unfair for sure.


Dana - Jun 25, 2019 6:07:39 am PDT #6034 of 8214
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Ugh, that is the worst.


-t - Jun 25, 2019 6:40:36 am PDT #6035 of 8214
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I was mildly concerned and then I googled so now I have an appointment with my gyno. In a couple hours, because it was that or in three weeks...


sj - Jun 25, 2019 6:51:18 am PDT #6036 of 8214
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ugh, -t that sucks.

I have my period too, which means it's been about 28 days since I passed out and 28 days of feeling horrible. Ugh. Sick of it.


Steph L. - Jun 25, 2019 7:04:18 am PDT #6037 of 8214
I look more rad than Lutheranism

When I went to Chicago in March, I had my damn period. When we went to Colorado in May, I had my damn period. Next week we're going to Michigan, and guess what's coming with me?

How the fuck did every out of town trip I'm taking this year align with my goddamn period (which should not even be a thing I have because I am 48 goddamn years old, which is too old for this shit)? Uncool.


-t - Jun 25, 2019 7:24:28 am PDT #6038 of 8214
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's not funny universe! None of us think so!