So, I'm pissed at my body right now. Three years of apparently being done with that whole ovulation cycle and this morning I get cramps and bleeding. So unfair. I'm damn lucky I still had some supplies lying around.
Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Jun 25, 2019 5:59:31 am PDT #6032 of 8214
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Laura - Jun 25, 2019 6:02:58 am PDT #6033 of 8214
Our wings are not tired.
Grrr, unfair for sure.
Dana - Jun 25, 2019 6:07:39 am PDT #6034 of 8214
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Ugh, that is the worst.
-t - Jun 25, 2019 6:40:36 am PDT #6035 of 8214
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I was mildly concerned and then I googled so now I have an appointment with my gyno. In a couple hours, because it was that or in three weeks...
sj - Jun 25, 2019 6:51:18 am PDT #6036 of 8214
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Ugh, -t that sucks.
I have my period too, which means it's been about 28 days since I passed out and 28 days of feeling horrible. Ugh. Sick of it.
Steph L. - Jun 25, 2019 7:04:18 am PDT #6037 of 8214
I look more rad than Lutheranism
When I went to Chicago in March, I had my damn period. When we went to Colorado in May, I had my damn period. Next week we're going to Michigan, and guess what's coming with me?
How the fuck did every out of town trip I'm taking this year align with my goddamn period (which should not even be a thing I have because I am 48 goddamn years old, which is too old for this shit)? Uncool.
-t - Jun 25, 2019 7:24:28 am PDT #6038 of 8214
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
It's not funny universe! None of us think so!
Hil R. - Jun 25, 2019 7:24:29 am PDT #6039 of 8214
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Sigh. I love my mother. I really do. However, I am really sick of being made to feel like I'm selfish and demanding for suggesting that, while we're on vacation in Maine, we sometimes go to restaurants that aren't specifically seafood restaurants. (Every restaurant that I suggested has lobster or shrimp or something on the menu. I made a point of that. But they're things like Greek restaurants that serve some Greek seafood dishes, or pubs that have seafood and also vegan stuff, and that's not "Maine food.")
-t - Jun 25, 2019 7:25:51 am PDT #6040 of 8214
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That's rough, Hil. I'm sorry.
Hil R. - Jun 25, 2019 7:44:08 am PDT #6041 of 8214
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
It seems I have the power to ruin an entire vacation just by mentioning the existence of a food truck called Totally Awesome Vegan Food Truck.