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Zenkitty - May 22, 2019 9:56:20 am PDT #5904 of 8216
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I need landscaping ideas for my small, sharply sloping yard with no trees except for a stand of mature white pines. I want to plant native plants and grasses and make it pretty and comfortable, but I have no clue how to do it. Any tips for where I can go or what I could do?


Beverly - May 22, 2019 10:15:00 am PDT #5905 of 8216
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Zen, is there a Lowe's or Home Despot near you with a garden center? That would be a place to start. Often the staffers are avid local gardeners and can answer questions about indigenous plants, xeriscaping, low water, high sun, or shade requirements. Also, local nurseries can answer questions for you. All without commiting to actually buying anything. Good luck!


Zenkitty - May 22, 2019 10:18:00 am PDT #5906 of 8216
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Great idea, thanks!


Connie Neil - May 22, 2019 10:28:50 am PDT #5907 of 8216
brillig

When the subject of gardening comes up, my first thought is "flamethrower". Then "goats".


Zenkitty - May 22, 2019 10:29:47 am PDT #5908 of 8216
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I suspect the deeper I get into this, the more practical both of those will seem.


-t - May 22, 2019 10:33:13 am PDT #5909 of 8216
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Where are you, Zen, Virginia? Here's a possible resource: [link] If there's a nearish univversity you might check for Master Gardener and Ag programs, they often have free stuff available to the community - worms, plants, information, etc. There's a nonprofit in my county that has been transforming people's yards as sort of showcases of sustainable practices, might be something like that near you, too. Ours is called Sustainable Solano if that helps at all.


Connie Neil - May 22, 2019 10:34:41 am PDT #5910 of 8216
brillig

It's a darned shame the neighbors and the city object to the avant garde landscape style "urban feral meadow".


Jessica - May 22, 2019 10:37:11 am PDT #5911 of 8216
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Missouri Botanical Garden has the BEST plant finder website - [link]

Plan It Wild is a great resource for native plant gardening - [link]

I would recommend finding a local nursery rather than a big box store with a garden center - Home Depot in particular has a strong bias towards colorful annuals vs native pollinators.

For ornamental grasses, I like carex and bluestem. For shrubs, New Jersey Tea and Chokeberry require basically zero maintenance. Foamflower is nice, and moderately shade-tolerant.

If you're looking to replace your ENTIRE lawn, the easiest thing to do would be to cover it right now in black plastic, put stakes in so it won't blow away, and then wait until September to plant your new shrubs and grasses. The plastic will kill the grass that's there now so in the fall you'll have a blank canvass to start from.


Jessica - May 22, 2019 10:41:18 am PDT #5912 of 8216
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If you don't want to do the entire lawn at once, Plan it Wild also sells these fantastic kits that will cover 9 square feet at a time: [link]


Zenkitty - May 22, 2019 10:49:40 am PDT #5913 of 8216
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

"urban feral meadow"

That would be my preferred style.

-t, that's also a great idea. University of Virginia is right here and probably has an Ag program.

Jessica, I'm not replacing the whole lawn at once, it's more than I can handle. These are great ideas, thank you! Plan It Wild is exactly what I was looking for.