These people were a normal, secular family when I was a teenager. The two oldest boys married Religion and have become people very different from the ones I remember having fun with.

The person most likely to get drunk and make a scene is the rich Bitch Wife. She screamed at my sister and broke a few wine glasses at a wedding. So much fun to hang out with!

Maybe if I want to provoke her I'll "accidentally " call her Patty. That poor girl was the first wife of the Sanctimonious One... and the Bitch's best friend for awhile.

I could also rub it in that I'm still enjoying my first marriage, which will be 21 years old this week. Neener neener neener, ya had to get divorced, ya cheaters. My marriage is older than yours so bow down.

I'm guilty of doing the warm smiling hugs and 'so happy to see you' thing then quickly saying I'm parched and have to get some water and flee. Conflict avoidance is me. I've changed plans to visit relatives because of current headline news events on more than one occasion because I suspected conflict.

I hope you can successfully spend most of the time with the sane relatives and enjoy memories of your Uncle Billy.

Katerina, I'm agnostic, so I know my views on religion won't be respected in many quarters. But I believe that any deity that would consign a good person to eternal torment for failure to follow certain arbitrary rules is not a benevolent deity and does not deserve to be worshipped.

(Disclaimer: The above applies to the Christian God as viewed and worshipped by Katerina's relatives and is not intended to apply to all versions of Christianity or other religions.)

Fred, I agree with you. Yours is a sensible view.

Fortunately I have automatic nice manners and plans to quick fade from uncomfortable conversation. I know it won't be that bad.

But my feelings are hurt and part of me wants to go out there in a blaze of glory with a scream of HULK SMASH!

:: quietly freaks out ::

I need to not stare obsessively at my Patreon backers count. That way lies madness, right?

Deep breaths, Atropa. I hope you were able to settle down and rest last night.

But my feelings are hurt and part of me wants to go out there in a blaze of glory with a scream of HULK SMASH!

Yes, I get that, but try and be satisfied that they can't accomplish bringing the Hulk out.

Katerina, I don't know about the rest but I'd make any future gifts a donation-in-the-name-of- to what ever organization you choose.

I got two estimates from movers today. One of them is a whole lot cheaper than the other. I looked at the details on each one, and I'm positive that the cheaper one has vastly underestimated the number of boxes they'll need. Like, I remember when I moved here from PA, and I'm pretty sure they used at least double that number of boxes. And if he underestimated the number of boxes, then he probably underestimated the labor time, too.

I looked up reviews on each company, and the one with the cheaper estimate does have people who are a lot happier about how they handled their stuff (the more expensive estimate has several reviews complaining about damaged stuff), but a lot of the reviews for the cheaper one also say that their estimate was too low.

And my landlord came by again, to be a jackass about how much stuff I own.

I think the jackass tag never closes on your landlord.

Well, your stuff won't be bothering the landlord any more unless he comes to visit your new place and give you a piece of his mind. Now who is going to listen to his jackass routine? He's probably going to miss you!

Talked to my Dad yesterday about our trip. When we were saying goodbye I said I guessed we'd have a good time as long as no one mentioned the president. He kind of ruffled up and said, in a mostly laughing way, ooooh I am sort of looking forward to Giving Sanctimonious a piece of my mind! I want to slay him with my superior intellect and trample him with logic! Grrrr, that guy makes me so damn mad!

I totally cracked up laughing. Good old Dad! I can't complain too much when I belong with him instead of them.

I'm sure you all will be charmed to learn Dad gets to go back to North Dakota to attend a high school reunion before returning home from this family shindig. He's over 80 so he's really living the best life right now. Good for him after the health adventure that spoiled his last trip.