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Laura - Jul 29, 2018 12:54:09 pm PDT #4176 of 8234
Our wings are not tired.

Shingles is so absurdly painful. I keep forgetting to get the vaccine, but really should.

I bought fake flowers from JoAnn's for my 2nd floor window planters because I have failed to adequately maintain live ones in the past. Now I have to find wire cutters for them and install them. On my project list this week is relocating a bunch of ferns from the forest in my backyard to around the base of my house because free and pretty. We'll see how that goes.

Jessica - Jul 29, 2018 1:28:46 pm PDT #4177 of 8234
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

BTDT, do not recommend it (having shingles). They are THE WORST. Down with varicella in all its horrible forms.

EpicTangent - Jul 31, 2018 1:30:56 pm PDT #4178 of 8234
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

OMG, TIME HAS STOPPED. SEND HELP!

billytea - Jul 31, 2018 2:00:24 pm PDT #4179 of 8234
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

OMG, TIME HAS STOPPED. SEND HELP!

I can send Achilles! He promises me that he'll help you with your stopped time problem just as soon as he catches up to this pesky tortoise he's been chasing.

EpicTangent - Jul 31, 2018 2:18:29 pm PDT #4180 of 8234
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

(Ze)nooooooooooooo!

Tom Scola - Aug 01, 2018 6:32:03 am PDT #4181 of 8234
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

So far today:

    • Got a crappy amount of sleep last night.
    • Went to my last therapy session until August 13, had epic meltdown.
    • Got on a Q train to get to work, it changed to an N train mid-route, with an unintelligible announcement from the conductor, and it skipped my stop. 20 minutes late for work.
    • They just announced there were shots fired outside my building. (Nobody hurt, and they just gave the all-clear).

(Seriously, though, a DUMB place to discharge a gun. There's a major police hub here, and there are always dozens of cops around outside).

Steph L. - Aug 01, 2018 6:32:46 am PDT #4182 of 8234
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Tom, I think you need cake for lunch.

Jessica - Aug 01, 2018 6:37:14 am PDT #4183 of 8234
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Tom, I think the universe wants you to take a sick day.

Fred Pete - Aug 01, 2018 6:44:28 am PDT #4184 of 8234
Ann, that's a ferret.

Tom, I think you need cake for lunch.

Or pie. In a pinch, popcorn.

EpicTangent - Aug 01, 2018 6:54:28 am PDT #4185 of 8234
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I was thinking burrito, or mac and cheese.

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