OMG, TIME HAS STOPPED. SEND HELP!
I can send Achilles! He promises me that he'll help you with your stopped time problem just as soon as he catches up to this pesky tortoise he's been chasing.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Jul 31, 2018 2:00:24 pm PDT #4179 of 8288
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
EpicTangent - Jul 31, 2018 2:18:29 pm PDT #4180 of 8288
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
(Ze)nooooooooooooo!
Tom Scola - Aug 01, 2018 6:32:03 am PDT #4181 of 8288
hwæt
So far today:
- Got a crappy amount of sleep last night.
- Went to my last therapy session until August 13, had epic meltdown.
- Got on a Q train to get to work, it changed to an N train mid-route, with an unintelligible announcement from the conductor, and it skipped my stop. 20 minutes late for work.
- They just announced there were shots fired outside my building. (Nobody hurt, and they just gave the all-clear).
(Seriously, though, a DUMB place to discharge a gun. There's a major police hub here, and there are always dozens of cops around outside).
Steph L. - Aug 01, 2018 6:32:46 am PDT #4182 of 8288
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Tom, I think you need cake for lunch.
Jessica - Aug 01, 2018 6:37:14 am PDT #4183 of 8288
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Tom, I think the universe wants you to take a sick day.
Fred Pete - Aug 01, 2018 6:44:28 am PDT #4184 of 8288
Ann, that's a ferret.
Tom, I think you need cake for lunch.
Or pie. In a pinch, popcorn.
EpicTangent - Aug 01, 2018 6:54:28 am PDT #4185 of 8288
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
I was thinking burrito, or mac and cheese.
Steph L. - Aug 01, 2018 7:01:58 am PDT #4186 of 8288
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Okay, revised lunch for Tom: burrito, mac & cheese, pie, and cake. Then go home early to lie on the couch in a food coma.
Tom Scola - Aug 01, 2018 7:17:07 am PDT #4187 of 8288
hwæt
I got the burrito part covered.
EpicTangent - Aug 01, 2018 7:18:47 am PDT #4188 of 8288
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Excellent self-care, Tom!