OMG, TIME HAS STOPPED. SEND HELP!
I can send Achilles! He promises me that he'll help you with your stopped time problem just as soon as he catches up to this pesky tortoise he's been chasing.
Angel: You're lying. Gwen: I'm fibbing. It's lying, only classier.
'Just Rewards (2)'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Jul 31, 2018 2:00:24 pm PDT #4179 of 8234
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
EpicTangent - Jul 31, 2018 2:18:29 pm PDT #4180 of 8234
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
(Ze)nooooooooooooo!
Tom Scola - Aug 01, 2018 6:32:03 am PDT #4181 of 8234
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
So far today:
- Got a crappy amount of sleep last night.
- Went to my last therapy session until August 13, had epic meltdown.
- Got on a Q train to get to work, it changed to an N train mid-route, with an unintelligible announcement from the conductor, and it skipped my stop. 20 minutes late for work.
- They just announced there were shots fired outside my building. (Nobody hurt, and they just gave the all-clear).
(Seriously, though, a DUMB place to discharge a gun. There's a major police hub here, and there are always dozens of cops around outside).
Steph L. - Aug 01, 2018 6:32:46 am PDT #4182 of 8234
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Tom, I think you need cake for lunch.
Jessica - Aug 01, 2018 6:37:14 am PDT #4183 of 8234
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Tom, I think the universe wants you to take a sick day.
Fred Pete - Aug 01, 2018 6:44:28 am PDT #4184 of 8234
Ann, that's a ferret.
Tom, I think you need cake for lunch.
Or pie. In a pinch, popcorn.
EpicTangent - Aug 01, 2018 6:54:28 am PDT #4185 of 8234
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
I was thinking burrito, or mac and cheese.
Steph L. - Aug 01, 2018 7:01:58 am PDT #4186 of 8234
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Okay, revised lunch for Tom: burrito, mac & cheese, pie, and cake. Then go home early to lie on the couch in a food coma.
Tom Scola - Aug 01, 2018 7:17:07 am PDT #4187 of 8234
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
I got the burrito part covered.
EpicTangent - Aug 01, 2018 7:18:47 am PDT #4188 of 8234
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Excellent self-care, Tom!