And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! ... You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Aug 01, 2018 6:32:46 am PDT #4182 of 8351
That which does not kill you should RUN

Tom, I think you need cake for lunch.


Jessica - Aug 01, 2018 6:37:14 am PDT #4183 of 8351
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Tom, I think the universe wants you to take a sick day.


Fred Pete - Aug 01, 2018 6:44:28 am PDT #4184 of 8351
Ann, that's a ferret.

Tom, I think you need cake for lunch.

Or pie. In a pinch, popcorn.


EpicTangent - Aug 01, 2018 6:54:28 am PDT #4185 of 8351
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I was thinking burrito, or mac and cheese.


Steph L. - Aug 01, 2018 7:01:58 am PDT #4186 of 8351
That which does not kill you should RUN

Okay, revised lunch for Tom: burrito, mac & cheese, pie, and cake. Then go home early to lie on the couch in a food coma.


Tom Scola - Aug 01, 2018 7:17:07 am PDT #4187 of 8351
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

I got the burrito part covered.


EpicTangent - Aug 01, 2018 7:18:47 am PDT #4188 of 8351
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Excellent self-care, Tom!


Jessica - Aug 01, 2018 8:00:54 am PDT #4189 of 8351
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Okay, revised lunch for Tom: burrito, mac & cheese, pie, and cake. Then go home early to lie on the couch in a food coma.

I would also like to follow this self-care regime.


Steph L. - Aug 01, 2018 8:08:52 am PDT #4190 of 8351
That which does not kill you should RUN

I advise it for everyone, really.


sj - Aug 01, 2018 8:36:10 am PDT #4191 of 8351
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I had a burrito for lunch. I highly recommend it.