Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Jun 20, 2018 11:30:22 am PDT #4043 of 8219
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have reached the point in my day where my job now is to look at porn for the next hour.

(I'm reviewing the preview pages for a long-running adult-only manga series. Because preview pages are available to everyone on the web for free, they have to be rated 12+ or lower. This series is fairly un-preview-able, so every issue has to be checked.)


EpicTangent - Jun 20, 2018 12:07:46 pm PDT #4044 of 8219
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Um, have (G-rated) fun with that, Jess.


Jessica - Jun 20, 2018 12:09:34 pm PDT #4045 of 8219
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's really not as much fun as it sounds.


DavidS - Jun 20, 2018 12:34:20 pm PDT #4046 of 8219
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's really not as much fun as it sounds.

You should outsource this assignment to Cash.


sj - Jun 21, 2018 8:54:18 am PDT #4047 of 8219
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Is it bedtime yet?


Connie Neil - Jun 21, 2018 9:29:08 am PDT #4048 of 8219
brillig

Thursday is halfway done.


Jessica - Jun 21, 2018 10:15:00 am PDT #4049 of 8219
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is it bedtime yet?

Yep!


Atropa - Jun 21, 2018 11:45:39 am PDT #4050 of 8219
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Is it bedtime yet?

But I only woke up a little over 2 hours ago! Bedtime isn't for, like, 12 hours.


sj - Jun 21, 2018 4:11:32 pm PDT #4051 of 8219
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I have been up since 7, when the very cranky toddler decided it was time to get up despite the fact that she was still obviously exhausted. We ended up napping on the couch for a bit shortly after I posted. Now I'm waiting for TCG to get back from a meeting.


Vortex - Jun 21, 2018 5:24:58 pm PDT #4052 of 8219
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

You know what I hate? Whenever I'm watching TV and I see a father and daughter at her wedding. I am reminded that was the one thing I was never able to give my dad and I hate it.