I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


EpicTangent - Jun 20, 2018 12:07:46 pm PDT #4044 of 8219
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Um, have (G-rated) fun with that, Jess.


Jessica - Jun 20, 2018 12:09:34 pm PDT #4045 of 8219
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's really not as much fun as it sounds.


DavidS - Jun 20, 2018 12:34:20 pm PDT #4046 of 8219
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's really not as much fun as it sounds.

You should outsource this assignment to Cash.


sj - Jun 21, 2018 8:54:18 am PDT #4047 of 8219
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Is it bedtime yet?


Connie Neil - Jun 21, 2018 9:29:08 am PDT #4048 of 8219
brillig

Thursday is halfway done.


Jessica - Jun 21, 2018 10:15:00 am PDT #4049 of 8219
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is it bedtime yet?

Yep!


Atropa - Jun 21, 2018 11:45:39 am PDT #4050 of 8219
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Is it bedtime yet?

But I only woke up a little over 2 hours ago! Bedtime isn't for, like, 12 hours.


sj - Jun 21, 2018 4:11:32 pm PDT #4051 of 8219
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I have been up since 7, when the very cranky toddler decided it was time to get up despite the fact that she was still obviously exhausted. We ended up napping on the couch for a bit shortly after I posted. Now I'm waiting for TCG to get back from a meeting.


Vortex - Jun 21, 2018 5:24:58 pm PDT #4052 of 8219
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

You know what I hate? Whenever I'm watching TV and I see a father and daughter at her wedding. I am reminded that was the one thing I was never able to give my dad and I hate it.


Hil R. - Jun 21, 2018 5:27:57 pm PDT #4053 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Well, I got some more medical test results back. Looks like my anemia is being caused by bleeding somewhere in my digestive system. Just need to figure out where, which means going to a gastroenterologist and having a bunch of really uncomfortable tests. (Current speculation is that it's in my stomach, and that it's because I take too much Advil. My body seems to be slowly eliminating every non-opioid painkiller available. And the state of Ohio screwed up its bureaucracy and medical marijuana won't be available in September like it was supposed to be.)