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Pix - Jun 03, 2018 4:54:07 pm PDT #3939 of 8219
The status is NOT quo.

Hil, that's what happened to my dad, whose DNA turned up 25% Jewish. He's from a very Catholic family. No stories of Jewish doctors; we suspect it may come from his Dutch ancestry and someone hiding their faith due to 19th century anti-semetism.


Hil R. - Jun 03, 2018 6:30:45 pm PDT #3940 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

With the way that the DNA tests will compare your DNA to other people's, they can be used for finding biological parents as long as someone reasonably close to them has tested and has their real name on their account (or if a few people a bit further away have tested, but that takes a lot more work to figure out.) But the math of it is weird. I was just answering questions for someone where I was able to narrow it down to, "This person is either your half first cousin or your first cousin once removed," but then had to also explain what those terms meant, and I'm not sure that I explained it well enough that the person actually understood it.


NoiseDesign - Jun 03, 2018 7:44:49 pm PDT #3941 of 8219
Our wings are not tired

I keep meaning to do a DNA test.


lisah - Jun 04, 2018 4:05:23 am PDT #3942 of 8219
Punishingly Intricate

What's a half first cousin, Hil?


Laura - Jun 04, 2018 4:27:36 am PDT #3943 of 8219
Our wings are not tired.

My son Bobby had his done. I should see if they showed any potential family matches with MIL's birth dad's surname.

So more boring medical stuff. I have to get a calcium score test done because of my cholesterol sucking for so many years. Oh well, non-invasive so I don't mind. Today I go see gastro guy and talk to him about my concerns on colonoscopy, and to schedule the dang thing. DH really needs to take his RA seriously! And I need to do more research. His Rheumatoid Factor is 33 where it should be


Jessica - Jun 04, 2018 6:30:04 am PDT #3944 of 8219
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's always a doctor. I think I've talked to five different people in the past couple days who are descended from unknown Jewish doctors, and not one unknown Jewish father who had any other profession.

Is "Jewish doctor" the equivalent of "Cherokee princess"? Will nobody admit to having an affair with a Jewish bus driver?

(My family history includes an affair with a Jewish nurse four generations back and one over - my great-grandfather's cousin - but since the entire family was already Jewish that wasn't the scandalous part. Anyway, that's why we own summer vacation property in Ontario now.)


Hil R. - Jun 04, 2018 7:21:56 am PDT #3945 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

What's a half first cousin, Hil?

The child of your parent's half-sibling.

Is "Jewish doctor" the equivalent of "Cherokee princess"? Will nobody admit to having an affair with a Jewish bus driver?

Heh. My guess had been that it was doctors doing residencies somewhere far from home.


lisah - Jun 04, 2018 8:29:01 am PDT #3946 of 8219
Punishingly Intricate

The child of your parent's half-sibling

Oh, duh, of course. Thank you.


SuziQ - Jun 04, 2018 11:30:39 am PDT #3947 of 8219
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I've had a kit since early March and just need to submit my spit. But I have dry mouth most of the time, so finding a time where I haven't drunk anything for 30 minutes and don't have dry mouth is kinda rough.


Hil R. - Jun 04, 2018 11:44:30 am PDT #3948 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I went to the doctor today. Pretty much, she had no idea why I'm anemic. So, she's doing a few more tests.

I have no idea why I had to wait a week for this appointment, rather than her telling me this over the phone, especially since I told her last week that I was planning to go out of town and that, if I needed to do any more tests, then I wanted to do them as soon as possible, so the blood for these test really could have been drawn a week ago.