We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Jun 04, 2018 7:21:56 am PDT #3945 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

What's a half first cousin, Hil?

The child of your parent's half-sibling.

Is "Jewish doctor" the equivalent of "Cherokee princess"? Will nobody admit to having an affair with a Jewish bus driver?

Heh. My guess had been that it was doctors doing residencies somewhere far from home.


lisah - Jun 04, 2018 8:29:01 am PDT #3946 of 8219
Punishingly Intricate

The child of your parent's half-sibling

Oh, duh, of course. Thank you.


SuziQ - Jun 04, 2018 11:30:39 am PDT #3947 of 8219
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I've had a kit since early March and just need to submit my spit. But I have dry mouth most of the time, so finding a time where I haven't drunk anything for 30 minutes and don't have dry mouth is kinda rough.


Hil R. - Jun 04, 2018 11:44:30 am PDT #3948 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I went to the doctor today. Pretty much, she had no idea why I'm anemic. So, she's doing a few more tests.

I have no idea why I had to wait a week for this appointment, rather than her telling me this over the phone, especially since I told her last week that I was planning to go out of town and that, if I needed to do any more tests, then I wanted to do them as soon as possible, so the blood for these test really could have been drawn a week ago.


Hil R. - Jun 04, 2018 12:09:57 pm PDT #3949 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

If anyone's interested in doing DNA testing, pretty much all of the companies are having sales this weekend. (And if you want to do it to find an unknown relative, then Ancestry is the best place to start, since they've got the biggest database of other people who've tested.)


Connie Neil - Jun 04, 2018 12:22:04 pm PDT #3950 of 8219
brillig

I am being a good adult, I made a doctor's appointment for one of my days of vacation.


P.M. Marc - Jun 04, 2018 3:11:42 pm PDT #3951 of 8219
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

My family history includes an affair with a Jewish nurse four generations back and one over - my great-grandfather's cousin - but since the entire family was already Jewish that wasn't the scandalous part. Anyway, that's why we own summer vacation property in Ontario now.

For some reason, the last sentence leaves me with so many questions.


Connie Neil - Jun 04, 2018 3:21:40 pm PDT #3952 of 8219
brillig

For some reason, the last sentence leaves me with so many questions.

I suspect some clandestine settlement for the actual scandalous part.


sj - Jun 04, 2018 6:39:40 pm PDT #3953 of 8219
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Someone remind me that no I really can't drink coffee since my gallbladder surgery, no matter how exhausted I am. ION, ouch.


Pix - Jun 04, 2018 11:00:59 pm PDT #3954 of 8219
The status is NOT quo.

I keep meaning to do a DNA test.

Sweetie, there's literally one in the dining room that I told you I got extra when I did mine.