Jayne: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife? Wash: Wacky fun.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - May 18, 2018 6:54:45 am PDT #3769 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

Shingles is a miserable thing. And I hear you on the chronic pain thing. I can't take most painkillers, and am a big baby. Not a good combo. Grateful that I haven't needed to take them often.


Toddson - May 18, 2018 8:00:34 am PDT #3770 of 8218
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Shingles is miserable (nothing new, just agreeing). I haven't had it, but I know it's bad. Jess, could you get a supportive camisole of some sort? I resorted to those when I badly bruised my ribs and they helped. I sort of bounced more than I like but it was something.


Dana - May 18, 2018 10:15:21 am PDT #3771 of 8218
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm sorry, Jess. That sounds super-miserable.

Dear body, you just had lunch. You are not hungry, even though work and the internet are stressing you out. No, a cookie would not make it better. Not really. Even though you would cut a bitch for some chocolate right now.


Laura - May 18, 2018 10:57:16 am PDT #3772 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

No, a cookie would not make it better. Not really. Even though you would cut a bitch for some chocolate right now.

Seriously, I just downed a grapefruit and a bunch of strawberries to keep from M&Ms.


Jessica - May 18, 2018 11:34:59 am PDT #3773 of 8218
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Thanks guys. On top of everything else, I've been trying so hard not to put pressure on the shingles that I managed to pinch a nerve on the other side of my back, which is making it SUPER AWESOME every time I have to move my head or stand up. Fuck bodies, man. I'm ready to be a head in a jar with wifi access.


Jessica - May 18, 2018 11:35:00 am PDT #3774 of 8218
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Steph L. - May 18, 2018 5:37:49 pm PDT #3775 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I need a new swimsuit for the beach, and OH. MY. GOD. [link]

(Tim's reaction was "Buy that. NOW.")


-t - May 18, 2018 6:09:25 pm PDT #3776 of 8218
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, wow, that's terrific!


DavidS - May 18, 2018 7:54:08 pm PDT #3777 of 8218
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, Jess, that sounds awful.

What a trial. It really grinds at you.


sj - May 19, 2018 6:05:27 am PDT #3778 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jess, that sounds absolutely miserable. I'm so sorry. Tons of relief~ma for you.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and got a round of steroids and cough medicine for my asthma, a for the first time in a while I don't feel like there is an elephant sleeping on my chest. I guess it does pay to take care of myself too.