Stop that right now! I can hear the smacking!

Giles ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - May 18, 2018 6:09:25 pm PDT #3776 of 8218
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, wow, that's terrific!


DavidS - May 18, 2018 7:54:08 pm PDT #3777 of 8218
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, Jess, that sounds awful.

What a trial. It really grinds at you.


sj - May 19, 2018 6:05:27 am PDT #3778 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jess, that sounds absolutely miserable. I'm so sorry. Tons of relief~ma for you.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and got a round of steroids and cough medicine for my asthma, a for the first time in a while I don't feel like there is an elephant sleeping on my chest. I guess it does pay to take care of myself too.


sj - May 19, 2018 8:45:25 am PDT #3779 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

TCG is out with ltc, and I'm out of Killing Eve episodes! I don't want to wait for tomorrow for a new episode.


Laura - May 19, 2018 9:50:26 am PDT #3780 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

That swimsuit better be ordered already! Perfection.

I hope you have some relief, Jess.

for the first time in a while I don't feel like there is an elephant sleeping on my chest

Breathing, not overrated at all.


Nora Deirdre - May 19, 2018 5:26:20 pm PDT #3781 of 8218
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Steph, thanks for the link, I just ordered one of those bad boys myself.

Jessica, that is just the worst. I'm so sorry.

sj, way to go taking care of yourself.


meara - May 19, 2018 8:53:55 pm PDT #3782 of 8218

I'm wondering if I'm losing my mind. I texted a friend to be like "do you remember X, who dated our mutual friend?" (It was many years ago and I remembered very little about her) and my friend was like "air, I thought you dated her too" and I'm like "...I don't think so?!?" And my friend was like "or maybe you made out with her" and I'm like "still feel like I should remember that?!?" Now I'm like feeling I should deep dive into my old LJ entries to see if I said anything, but I don't even remember when it was—8 years ago? Seven? Nine?


Beverly - May 20, 2018 7:30:10 am PDT #3783 of 8218
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Teppy, can you drop an email at my profile addy, please? I seem to have misplaced yours.


Steph L. - May 20, 2018 7:33:07 am PDT #3784 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Incoming momentarily...


Zenkitty - May 20, 2018 10:25:40 am PDT #3785 of 8218
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Sorry for everyone who's feeling bad. I don't really want a cyborg replacement body, or to be a head in a jar, I just want the body to function properly.

Not that I should complain much. According to the tests my doctor has recently run, I have the internal organs of a 25-year-old. (Yes, I keep them in a jar on my desk. ba-dum-tiss) Yay for fish oil and milk thistle, which must be the reason, since my diet has always been crap.

This thread reminded me that I'm overdue for a colonoscopy. What a nuisance, trying to keep me alive.

I think I enjoy these "bird videos for cats" more than the cats do.

My sister and I had a garage sale at her house, during a heatwave, and it was awful and we didn't make enough money to be worth it. I overdid the walking around/carrying heavy things and my foot and ankle were super swollen and painful for a week afterward. I'm only now starting to be able to walk without the cane again. I shouldn't complain, since it is healing, but man. It's taking a long time.

Steph, depression and anxiety always go along with my period too. And fatigue. I just gave in to it and slept most of the weekend because I could. The cats apparently think I'm dying. They've been very concerned, by which I mean wailing at me a lot. When I get suddenly real tired and miserable, I know my period will start in two days. Listen, goddesses of menopause, can we move this process along? I'm almost 55, for pity's sake. I'm tired of this hormonal shit.