You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Dana - May 18, 2018 10:15:21 am PDT #3771 of 8218
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm sorry, Jess. That sounds super-miserable.

Dear body, you just had lunch. You are not hungry, even though work and the internet are stressing you out. No, a cookie would not make it better. Not really. Even though you would cut a bitch for some chocolate right now.


Laura - May 18, 2018 10:57:16 am PDT #3772 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

No, a cookie would not make it better. Not really. Even though you would cut a bitch for some chocolate right now.

Seriously, I just downed a grapefruit and a bunch of strawberries to keep from M&Ms.


Jessica - May 18, 2018 11:34:59 am PDT #3773 of 8218
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Thanks guys. On top of everything else, I've been trying so hard not to put pressure on the shingles that I managed to pinch a nerve on the other side of my back, which is making it SUPER AWESOME every time I have to move my head or stand up. Fuck bodies, man. I'm ready to be a head in a jar with wifi access.


Jessica - May 18, 2018 11:35:00 am PDT #3774 of 8218
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Steph L. - May 18, 2018 5:37:49 pm PDT #3775 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I need a new swimsuit for the beach, and OH. MY. GOD. [link]

(Tim's reaction was "Buy that. NOW.")


-t - May 18, 2018 6:09:25 pm PDT #3776 of 8218
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, wow, that's terrific!


DavidS - May 18, 2018 7:54:08 pm PDT #3777 of 8218
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, Jess, that sounds awful.

What a trial. It really grinds at you.


sj - May 19, 2018 6:05:27 am PDT #3778 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jess, that sounds absolutely miserable. I'm so sorry. Tons of relief~ma for you.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and got a round of steroids and cough medicine for my asthma, a for the first time in a while I don't feel like there is an elephant sleeping on my chest. I guess it does pay to take care of myself too.


sj - May 19, 2018 8:45:25 am PDT #3779 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

TCG is out with ltc, and I'm out of Killing Eve episodes! I don't want to wait for tomorrow for a new episode.


Laura - May 19, 2018 9:50:26 am PDT #3780 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

That swimsuit better be ordered already! Perfection.

I hope you have some relief, Jess.

for the first time in a while I don't feel like there is an elephant sleeping on my chest

Breathing, not overrated at all.